GF: Please, marry me? Sheriff: I can't, I have to go catch bank robbers.
GF: Please, marry me? Sheriff: I can't, I have to go catch the cattle rustlers.
GF: Please, marry me? Sheriff: I can't, I have to go catch the men who held up the train.
Moral of the story, some me...
A Cowboy and an Indian
A grizzled old Cowboy and his Indian brave partner are tracking an infamous gang of buffalo rustlers through the wild west. The Cowboy stops and exhales gruffly, thinking they've lost the bandits' trail. The Indian holds up a finger to the wind. Then leans down as if listening to the earth. He p...
Blonde Joke
An old visually impaired cattle rustler meanders into an all-young lady biker bar by misstep... He discovers his way to a bar stool and requests an injection of Jack Daniels. Subsequent to staying there for some time, he shouts to the barkeep, 'Hello, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The b...
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