Remember, because of synonyms, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned"...

...and "Sorry Daddy, I've been naughty" are the same sentence.

What dinosaur is good with synonyms and is a megalomaniac?

Thesaurus

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" are synonyms

Unless you're at a funeral

If “ire” is an old fashioned synonym for anger,

Is Ireland the land of angry people?

What is a synonym for the Holy Trinity?

The divine threesome.

Bro, do you know a synonym for pamphlet?

Brochure!

“I’ve spent so long trying to think of a synonym for ‘ambitious’ that I’ve given myself a headache.”

“Aspiring?”

“No thanks, I’ll just get some fresh air, that’ll clear it up.”

This girl said she would go out with me if I knew a six letter word that's a synonym for "calm".

I said, "It's sedate."

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What do Canadians call a wet pussy?

An eager beaver.

Only reason I thought of this was because I'm polishing my resume and looked up synonyms for self-starter, and one was eager beaver. One thing led to another, and I thought of this lol.

Barista: "Would you like Synonym on your Chai latte?"

Customer: "Don't you mean Cinnamon?"

Barista: "It means the same thing, doesn't it?"

I just bought some synonym rolls.

They taste just like the ones Grammar used to make.

I put some big, giant, large, massive, enormous, huge bread in the toaster.

I was making synonym toast.

I once bought a synonym roll

but they had a different name for it.

Two synonymous sentences could have absolutely different meanings.

1. Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
2.Sorry daddy, I've been naughty.

What's the closest synonym to a love boat?

A relation-ship.

Have you ever had synonym pie?

No, but I think I've had something like it.

I asked my brother if he could help me think of a synonym for "pamphlet."

"Ya bro sure!"

I tried using a thesaurus to find synonyms for useless.

The result was futile.

Usually, "I'm sorry" and "I apologise" are used synonymously...

But I wouldn't recommend it at a funeral.

After reading the thesaurus I have a strong vocabulary of useless synonyms.

They’re unnecessary, worthless and redundant.

My dad said he'd disown me if I didn't know a twelve letter synonym for "obstructive".

That's unreasonable.

Common synonyms of unemployed.

Writer, blogger, and activist.

"Bananas" and "synonymous" have the same amount of Ns and vowels

They're ... basically the same.

This old man approached me.

He said, "I planted some seeds somewhere and I can't remember what allotment."

"It's a synonym for 'many', but I can't help you with the first bit."

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Synonym Toast Crunch

Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest.

For I have synonymed.

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A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

What do you call another word for Mars Candy filled with cinnamon?

A Cinnamon M&M Synonym

Can you write a whole paragraph without the letter A?

I wouldn't recommend it.

Honestly, your sentences willl just sound wrong.
Everyone will notice you're doing something
different. Your writing won't flow smoothly. You'll
use weird words.

It's not worth the effort involved in spending
time online looking up tons of synonym...

(Insert good title here)

Q:What is a books favorite breakfast?

A:A synonym roll!

First post

What treats do you give someone who knows a lot of words?

Synonym Rolls

I tried making pancakes...

But I ended up with flapjacks instead. I guess I used too much synonym

Did you hear about the writer who became a baker?

They say he makes excellent synonym rolls.

I heard about the guy who had thesaurus throat he'd ever had after swallowing a dictionary...

So I suggested he try soothing it with a synonym latte.

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Understanding BF

My girlfriend always complaints that she hates have meaningless sex.

So now when I hump her I read out all the synonyms of love making from Oxford dictionary.

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[NSFW] We all know that a butt dial...

...ought to be synonymous with a booty call. But when a man calls a woman, does that make it a cock ring?

What was your favourite pastry that Grammar used to make?

Mine was the delicious synonym rolls and my adjective was to eat at least half of them off the plate

What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

What does an English teacher eat for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.


My wife was so proud of herself for thinking this up while eating cinnamon roll ice cream yesterday.

If you eat two bowls of cereal and they taste the same, what flavor is the cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

Arent a donut and a danish the same thing?

Well they are both synonym rolls!!

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

I am part of a like minded hacker group.

We are synonymous!

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