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Remember, because of synonyms, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned"...

...and "Sorry Daddy, I've been naughty" are the same sentence.

If “ire” is an old fashioned synonym for anger,

Is Ireland the land of angry people?

A truck carrying synonym dictionaries has had an accident on the highway.

From the other cars, the passengers were shocked, tormented, amazed, incredulous, confused, paralyzed, stunned, bewildered, perplexed, amazed, dumbfounded, dumbstruck.

This guy's an English teacher, and he still can't think of a synonym for 'market'!

It's bazaar.

What is a synonym for the Holy Trinity?

The divine threesome.

What dinosaur is good with synonyms and is a megalomaniac?

Thesaurus

“I’ve spent so long trying to think of a synonym for ‘ambitious’ that I’ve given myself a headache.”

“Aspiring?”

“No thanks, I’ll just get some fresh air, that’ll clear it up.”

Forgive me father, priest, preacher, reverend,

for I have synonymed.

This girl said she would go out with me if I knew a six letter word that's a synonym for "calm".

I said, "It's sedate."

Barista: "Would you like Synonym on your Chai latte?"

Customer: "Don't you mean Cinnamon?"

Barista: "It means the same thing, doesn't it?"

I once bought a synonym roll

but they had a different name for it.

Bro, do you know a synonym for pamphlet?

Brochure!

I just bought some synonym rolls.

They taste just like the ones Grammar used to make.

Definition of Verified

1. To demonstrate the truth or accuracy of, as by the presentation of evidence: experiments that verified the hypothesis. See Synonyms at confirm.
2. Law
1. To attest to the truth of (something) formally or under oath.
2. To make a for
3. Twitter
1. Their $8 charge was succe...

Have you ever had synonym pie?

No, but I think I've had something like it.

I asked my brother if he could help me think of a synonym for "pamphlet."

"Ya bro sure!"

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" are synonyms

Unless you're at a funeral

What's the closest synonym to a love boat?

A relation-ship.

Two synonymous sentences could have absolutely different meanings.

1. Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
2.Sorry daddy, I've been naughty.

Usually, "I'm sorry" and "I apologise" are used synonymously...

But I wouldn't recommend it at a funeral.

My dad said he'd disown me if I didn't know a twelve letter synonym for "obstructive".

That's unreasonable.

Common synonyms of unemployed.

Writer, blogger, and activist.

I tried using a thesaurus to find synonyms for useless.

The result was futile.

"Bananas" and "synonymous" have the same amount of Ns and vowels

They're ... basically the same.

I put some big, giant, large, massive, enormous, huge bread in the toaster.

I was making synonym toast.

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A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert?

SYNONYM ROLLS!

After reading the thesaurus I have a strong vocabulary of useless synonyms.

They’re unnecessary, worthless and redundant.

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What do Canadians call a wet pussy?

An eager beaver.

Only reason I thought of this was because I'm polishing my resume and looked up synonyms for self-starter, and one was eager beaver. One thing led to another, and I thought of this lol.

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Synonym Toast Crunch

This old man approached me.

He said, "I planted some seeds somewhere and I can't remember what allotment."

"It's a synonym for 'many', but I can't help you with the first bit."

What do you call another word for Mars Candy filled with cinnamon?

A Cinnamon M&M Synonym

What treats do you give someone who knows a lot of words?

Synonym Rolls

I tried making pancakes...

But I ended up with flapjacks instead. I guess I used too much synonym

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Q:What is a books favorite breakfast?

A:A synonym roll!

First post

Can you write a whole paragraph without the letter A?

I wouldn't recommend it.

Honestly, your sentences willl just sound wrong.
Everyone will notice you're doing something
different. Your writing won't flow smoothly. You'll
use weird words.

It's not worth the effort involved in spending
time online looking up tons of synonym...

What do you call a bark-spiced wheat loaf?

Synonym bread.

What was your favourite pastry that Grammar used to make?

Mine was the delicious synonym rolls and my adjective was to eat at least half of them off the plate

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[NSFW] We all know that a butt dial...

...ought to be synonymous with a booty call. But when a man calls a woman, does that make it a cock ring?

What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

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Understanding BF

My girlfriend always complaints that she hates have meaningless sex.

So now when I hump her I read out all the synonyms of love making from Oxford dictionary.

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

Arent a donut and a danish the same thing?

Well they are both synonym rolls!!

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

I am part of a like minded hacker group.

We are synonymous!

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