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Synonym Jokes

Remember, because of synonyms, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned"...

...and "Sorry Daddy, I've been naughty" are the same sentence.

If “ire” is an old fashioned synonym for anger,

Is Ireland the land of angry people?

This girl said she would go out with me if I knew a six letter word that's a synonym for "calm".

I said, "It's sedate."
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I love synonym rolls

Just like grammar used to make!

Bro, do you know a synonym for pamphlet?

Brochure!

What is a synonym for the Holy Trinity?

The divine threesome.

Have you ever looked up synonyms for trash

and found they are garbage?

What a waste.

;-;

A truck carrying synonym dictionaries has had an accident on the highway.

From the other cars, the passengers were shocked, tormented, amazed, incredulous, confused, paralyzed, stunned, bewildered, perplexed, amazed, dumbfounded, dumbstruck.

This guy's an English teacher, and he still can't think of a synonym for 'market'!

It's bazaar.

Barista: "Would you like Synonym on your Chai latte?"

Customer: "Don't you mean Cinnamon?"

Barista: "It means the same thing, doesn't it?"

I once bought a synonym roll

but they had a different name for it.

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" are synonyms

Unless you're at a funeral

“I’ve spent so long trying to think of a synonym for ‘ambitious’ that I’ve given myself a headache.”

“Aspiring?”

“No thanks, I’ll just get some fresh air, that’ll clear it up.”

What do you call a dinosaur who loves synonyms?

Thesaurus

What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?

A synonym roll.

I asked my brother if he could help me think of a synonym for "pamphlet."

"Ya bro sure!"

Have you ever had synonym pie?

No, but I think I've had something like it.

Two synonymous sentences could have absolutely different meanings.

1. Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
2.Sorry daddy, I've been naughty.

What's the closest synonym to a love boat?

A relation-ship.

My dad said he'd disown me if I didn't know a twelve letter synonym for "obstructive".

That's unreasonable.

What do you call a pastry that is yummy, tasty, and delicious?

A synonym roll.

Usually, "I'm sorry" and "I apologise" are used synonymously...

But I wouldn't recommend it at a funeral.

Common synonyms of unemployed.

Writer, blogger, and activist.

Forgive me father, priest, preacher, reverend,

for I have synonymed.

I tried using a thesaurus to find synonyms for useless.

The result was futile.

What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert?

SYNONYM ROLLS!

After reading the thesaurus I have a strong vocabulary of useless synonyms.

They’re unnecessary, worthless and redundant.

"Bananas" and "synonymous" have the same amount of Ns and vowels

They're ... basically the same.

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Wrong Synonyms

It is Thanksgiving Day and a family is preparing dinner awaiting the arrival of the children's grandparents. Thomas, who is four is running around looking for is new pair of grey socks. He ventures up to the washroom where his mother is putting makeup on. Not realizing the boy is there she yells "sh...

what is an English teachers favorite cereal?

Synonym toast crunch

I put some big, giant, large, massive, enormous, huge bread in the toaster.

I was making synonym toast.

This old man approached me.

He said, "I planted some seeds somewhere and I can't remember what allotment."

"It's a synonym for 'many', but I can't help you with the first bit."

What cake is an oxymoron?

Cinnamon Entenmann

(synonym antonym)

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Q:What is a books favorite breakfast?

A:A synonym roll!

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A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

What do you call another word for Mars Candy filled with cinnamon?

A Cinnamon M&M Synonym

What treats do you give someone who knows a lot of words?

Synonym Rolls

I tried making pancakes...

But I ended up with flapjacks instead. I guess I used too much synonym

Can you write a whole paragraph without the letter A?

I wouldn't recommend it.

Honestly, your sentences willl just sound wrong.
Everyone will notice you're doing something
different. Your writing won't flow smoothly. You'll
use weird words.

It's not worth the effort involved in spending
time online looking up tons of synonym...

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What do Canadians call a wet pussy?

An eager beaver.

Only reason I thought of this was because I'm polishing my resume and looked up synonyms for self-starter, and one was eager beaver. One thing led to another, and I thought of this lol.

What was your favourite pastry that Grammar used to make?

Mine was the delicious synonym rolls and my adjective was to eat at least half of them off the plate

Arent a donut and a danish the same thing?

Well they are both synonym rolls!!

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

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Understanding BF

My girlfriend always complaints that she hates have meaningless sex.

So now when I hump her I read out all the synonyms of love making from Oxford dictionary.

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

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