"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" are synonyms

Unless you're at a funeral

What do you call a Dinosaur who knows synonyms?

A Thesauros Rex

Remember, because of synonyms, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned"...

...and "Sorry Daddy, I've been naughty" are the same sentence.

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A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the pass...

Bro, do you know a synonym for pamphlet?

Brochure!

If “ire” is an old fashioned synonym for anger,

Is Ireland the land of angry people?

I once bought a synonym roll

but they had a different name for it.

This girl said she would go out with me if I knew a six letter word that's a synonym for "calm".

I said, "It's sedate."

After reading the thesaurus I have a strong vocabulary of useless synonyms.

They’re unnecessary, worthless and redundant.

My dad said he'd disown me if I didn't know a twelve letter synonym for "obstructive".

That's unreasonable.

My sister told me she just baked some synonym buns...

I replied “you mean, just like the ones grammar used to make?”

What is a synonym for the Holy Trinity?

The divine threesome.

Barista: "Would you like Synonym on your Chai latte?"

Customer: "Don't you mean Cinnamon?"

Barista: "It means the same thing, doesn't it?"

(Insert good title here)

Q:What is a books favorite breakfast?

A:A synonym roll!

First post

Have you ever had synonym pie?

No, but I think I've had something like it.

I asked my brother if he could help me think of a synonym for "pamphlet."

"Ya bro sure!"

Two synonymous sentences could have absolutely different meanings.

1. Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
2.Sorry daddy, I've been naughty.

Synonyms

Spank Bank = Fapper Keeper

I got a $10 language lesson from a girl in a dark alley last night

Now I know that blow and suck are synonyms.

I tried using a thesaurus to find synonyms for useless.

The result was futile.

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They came for our homonyms and I said nothing. They came for our synonyms and still, I said nothing. Nil. Zilch. Nada.

When they came for our antonyms, I was opposed.

What's the closest synonym to a love boat?

A relation-ship.

Common synonyms of unemployed.

Writer, blogger, and activist.

Usually, "I'm sorry" and "I apologise" are used synonymously...

But I wouldn't recommend it at a funeral.

"Bananas" and "synonymous" have the same amount of Ns and vowels

They're ... basically the same.

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When is a discussion a synonym of a circlejerk?

on reddit; everytime.

Can you write a whole paragraph without the letter A?

I wouldn't recommend it.

Honestly, your sentences willl just sound wrong.
Everyone will notice you're doing something
different. Your writing won't flow smoothly. You'll
use weird words.

It's not worth the effort involved in spending
time online looking up tons of synonym...

Did you hear about the writer who became a baker?

They say he makes excellent synonym rolls.

What treats do you give someone who knows a lot of words?

Synonym Rolls

I tried making pancakes...

But I ended up with flapjacks instead. I guess I used too much synonym

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

A synonym roll.

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Understanding BF

My girlfriend always complaints that she hates have meaningless sex.

So now when I hump her I read out all the synonyms of love making from Oxford dictionary.

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[NSFW] We all know that a butt dial...

...ought to be synonymous with a booty call. But when a man calls a woman, does that make it a cock ring?

What do they serve for breakfast in Grammer class?

Synonym toast.

This old man approached me. He said, "I planted some seeds somewhere and I can't remember what allotment."

"It's a synonym for 'many'," I replied, "but I can't help you with the first bit."

If you eat two bowls of cereal and they taste the same, what flavor is the cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

Arent a donut and a danish the same thing?

Well they are both synonym rolls!!

I am part of a like minded hacker group.

We are synonymous!

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

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