Remember, because of synonyms, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned"...

...and "Sorry Daddy, I've been naughty" are the same sentence.

Bro, do you know a synonym for pamphlet?

Brochure!

I could really go for some synonym buns.

Just like the ones grammar used to make.

Barista: "Would you like Synonym on your Chai latte?"

Customer: "Don't you mean Cinnamon?"

Barista: "It means the same thing, doesn't it?"

If “ire” is an old fashioned synonym for anger,

Is Ireland the land of angry people?

I once bought a synonym roll

but they had a different name for it.

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" are synonyms

Unless you're at a funeral

Have you ever had synonym pie?

No, but I think I've had something like it.

What's the best synonym for online dating?

External Affairs.

What is a synonym for the Holy Trinity?

The divine threesome.

They asked me to name a synonym to the word "basic"

The answer is simple.

Synonyms

Spank Bank = Fapper Keeper

I tried using a thesaurus to find synonyms for useless.

The result was futile.

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They came for our homonyms and I said nothing. They came for our synonyms and still, I said nothing. Nil. Zilch. Nada.

When they came for our antonyms, I was opposed.

I asked my brother if he could help me think of a synonym for "pamphlet."

"Ya bro sure!"

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of synonyms?

A thesaurus.

The girl I like said she’d go out with me if I knew a six letter word that’s a synonym for “calm”...

I said, “It’s sedate.”

What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?

A synonym roll.

What's the closest synonym to a love boat?

A relation-ship.

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When is a discussion a synonym of a circlejerk?

on reddit; everytime.

Common synonyms of unemployed.

Writer, blogger, and activist.

What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert?

SYNONYM ROLLS!

You could join an angling company that pays 10k a day

but, it seems kind of fishy and theres a catch to it

(btw angling is a synonym of fishing)

What do they serve for breakfast in Grammer class?

Synonym toast.

What treats do you give someone who knows a lot of words?

Synonym Rolls

I tried making pancakes...

But I ended up with flapjacks instead. I guess I used too much synonym

What was your favourite pastry that Grammar used to make?

Mine was the delicious synonym rolls and my adjective was to eat at least half of them off the plate

English is a funny language

"Jail" and "Prison" are synonyms.
But, "Jailer" and "Prisoner" are antonyms.

What does an English teacher eat for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.


My wife was so proud of herself for thinking this up while eating cinnamon roll ice cream yesterday.

This old man approached me. He said, "I planted some seeds somewhere and I can't remember what allotment."

"It's a synonym for 'many'," I replied, "but I can't help you with the first bit."

Arent a donut and a danish the same thing?

Well they are both synonym rolls!!

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Do you like my jokes

1. My foot fell asleep and I was like, that's not a sock, that's a sleeping bag.
2. I wish banana peels had zippers.
3. My dog turned 3, so I gave him some beer.
4. *Computa*Dora The *Internet* Explorer
5. Harry Potter's motto with chicks is: Hit it 'n Quidditch ...

What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

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