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Booster Jokes

Why did Johnny Depp skip getting a booster shot?

Because he now has “Heard immunity”.

I discovered a new dinosaur after getting my booster shot...

The Armisaur

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I went to Rite Aid today for my Covid booster.

After remembering how bad the 2nd shot made my arm hurt I asked if he could put it in my butt. He says "Yeah, but first I'm gonna give you the booster shot."

Robert Kennedy Junior is running to become US President, and I think Americans should give him a shot.

And a couple of boosters, just to be sure.

I went to get a booster today but froze and forgot my social security number, so I just made up a random one.

New year, new me

When I heard that Kevin Hart was injured in a car accident, I was really worried for my kids.

They use the same brand of booster seat!

Too soon?

EDIT - thank you mysterious benefactor for my first gold!

EDIT 2 - Shout out to u/LethKith who wants me and my whole family to die in a fiery car crash. I hope you have a good day buddy. Try to relax and enjoy the joke for what ...

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A bra and a booster cable go into a bar. The bartender says to the bra "Get out."

"Why?" yells the bra.

"Well," says the bartender, "you're off your tits, and your mate looks like he's ready to start something."

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Guy walks into a bar with booster cables around his neck...

Bartender says: Hey man, don't come in here starting shit.

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I have a bumper sticker that reads “honk if you think I’m sexy”

I usually just stop at green lights to get some confidence boosters

Did you hear Novac Djokovik whiffed on two shots?

Three if you count the booster!!

I got my 3rd shot today. I asked my nurse if she knew what the chair I sat in was called...

I told her.. "it's a booster seat"

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Until this crisis is over im going to stick to masturbation just before 8pm on Thursday evenings

The neighbourhood applauding me as I finish is just the confident booster I need

So sad!

It's so sad that after all he has been through kevin hart will face fines on top of the medical bills. If only he had been in the proper booster seat! ( Mr. Hart if you read this, I wish you a speedy recovery. Prayers for you and your family!)

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What's the opposite of a cock blocker?

A Rooster Booster

The doorman at a bar refuses a patron entry because dress code requires a tie be worn.

So the patron goes back to his car and pulls a set of booster cables from the trunk, ties it around his neck like a tie and returns to the doorman.

The doorman says. "OK, that will work, but you better not start anything".

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A Horse's Ass

Does the statement "We’ve always done it that way" ring any bells?

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number.

Why was that gauge used?

Because that’s the way they built them in England, and English expatri...

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The year: 2029. A brilliant scientist is constructing the first sentient artificial intelligence.

He's working out of his garage in San Francisco, living on charitable donations from his worried friends. He dropped out of college when he realized he could change the world — there's no going back; his life is dedicated to this project. At first, he is met with failure upon failure. But then, he r...

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