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Spoiler Jokes

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Warning: Game of Thrones Spoilers

Will make your car look fucking stupid

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**INFINITY WAR SPOILERS**

Ok now that all the nerds are gone, there's a party going on at my place this Saturday. hmu if you're interested.

***SPOILER ALERT***

Check your milk's expiration date.

The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers)

Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"

Click here for spoilers

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What is the point of the "Spoiler" tag in this sub?

I mean, unless you leave out the punchline, every joke ends in a spoiler, right? (Serious question, SORRY.)

Spoiler alert:

It makes the trunk of the car look better

[Star Wars spoiler] What did Han....

Tell Leia after they separated?

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*May Divorce be with you.*

Civil War spoilers

Lee surrenders at Appomatox Courthouse, Abe Lincoln is shot by John Wilkes Booth.

Spoiler alert!

>!I left the mayonnaise out overnight.!<

Haven't seen the new Star Wars yet...

But everybody posting spoilers about how Princess Leia dies

Why Bilbo had to be Male

Fun fact: Bilbo Baggins had to be a male in order for the plot of The Hobbit to work. If he was instead female, everything would have fallen apart in the goblin cave. Bilbo would have gone off wandering around in the dark and dreary caverns, found the ring, and seen Gollum fishing like in the origin...

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Game of thrones spoiler!!!!

Now that all the nerds aren't paying attention, party at my house this Saturday.

SPOILER ALERT:

I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency.

(ROGUE ONE SPOILER) So the nickname...

Throughout the movie, you see Galen calls Jyn his stardust, I thought it was pretty cute.

I just didn't expect it to be so literal though.

I don't want to give a spoiler but

this joke is very bad

BIBLE SPOILER

jesus dies

[Spoiler]

A flap on the wing of an aircraft or glider that can be projected in order to create drag and so reduce speed.

Nwh spoilers

I have this no way home calendar but it’s missing may

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PS5 screenshot spoiler warning is cool

If someone sends you an unsolicited dick pic and if you have not seen that dick before, it will warn you before you open the picture.

For everyone saying he has risen

How about using spoiler alert. Some of us haven’t read the book yet.

Avengers Endgame Spoiler [Joke, no real spoilers]

Buddy: Yo so I just watched Avengers Endgame, and you know what happened?

Me: Might as well tell me, so many spoilers on social media anyway

Buddy: Well, I was at the theater, and I saw your girl with another dude...

Marvel endgame spoiler joke (roses are red)

Roses are red

Thor is fat

The god of thunder ends up playing fortnite and roasting children on voice chat

You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler)

A democratic senator from Kentucky.

How do you not ruin a spoiler?

By mentioning its a spoiler

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[Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film?

It was his biggest role to date.

Warning: contains spoilers

>!spoilers!<

Spoiler Alert!!

The cheese that I bought has been sitting out for days.

The way Star Wars should've ended. SPOILER

Old Lady- "What's your name?

"Rey"

"What's your surname?"


.....Long dramatic pause......


"Binks."

Fade to Black

*WARNING* SPOILER tag is SERIOUS!

Milk and eggs go bad quickly.

I recently got a new spoiler on my car...

It reads, “Snape kills Dumbledore.”

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Husband goes to a police station, says ‘My wife is missing!’

Husband goes to a police station...
“My wife is missing! She went out yesterday and has not come home...”

Sergeant at Police Station:
“What is her height?”

Husband:
“Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall

Sergeant:
“Weight?”

Husband:
“Don't know. N...

Warning, Infinity War spoiler:

Stan Lee is the bus driver.

What is worse than a spoiler?

Its repost.

***Massive Spoilers***

I am groot.

MAYOR ENDGAME SPOILERS AHEAD!

Ok now that all the nerds are gone, I'm throwing an epic party at my house tomorrow and you're all invited!

I want to talk about Infinity War spoilers but...

I want to wait for the dust to settle a bit.

[SPOILER] Ending of Civil War.

Lincoln gets killed at the end.

Bro, I just watched avengers endgame, wanna hear a spoiler?

"Okay, tell me I'm not scared."

"I saw your girlfriend with someone else in the theater."

(non-spoiler) Why could't Team Avengers sign Steve Rogers?

They didn't have enough cap space.

*Spoiler* US Presidential Election Result Leaked

The dodgy, incompetent, unfit, slightly psychotic, rich, possibly criminal one who should 't even be in the race, wins.

Game Of Thrones Joke (semi-spoiler contained within)

I don't know why Brianne was surprised Jamie left; she already knew he was a hands off kinda guy.

Spoiler alert!

The milk's got 1 day left

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[SPOILER] I finally got my fat ass over to watch Endgame.

Apparently, I have the body of a God.

How do expose a pervert?

Add a NSFW tag and a spoiler.

Y'all probably will hate me for this. Spoiler alert for Frozen II.

In the first movie Anna was Frozen

Now in the second movie Elsa is frozen too (Frozen 2)

I'm sorry I shall take my leave

What do daredevil and scarlet witch have in common? (Spoiler)

They both lost their vision

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

WARNING WILL CONTAIN ENDGAME SPOILERS

If falcon is the new captain america does that mean he is going to be captain falcon

[spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt

Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.

Funeral homes really need spoiler warning signs on the front of their doors.

In case any baby attends.

What do you call a car spoiler that's about to break?

An endgame spoiler

GOT SPOILER What is the Night King’s favorite paint color?

Burnt Umber

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[Game of Thrones S7 Spoiler] What do Dragons call Jon Snow?

Motherfucker.

Why didn't the Tenth Doctor like potty training as a kid? [spoiler I guess?]

He didn't want to go.

There's a spoiler in the description.

There's a spoiler in the title.

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[Spoiler] In Game of Thrones, what is Jon and Dany's favorite sexual position?

Lannister style

SPOILER - Just finished reading the supposed classic The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Plot line is utterly full of holes.. I’m furious.

[Spoilers] Captain America could always

Lift mjolnir, he just didn’t want to steal Thor’s thunder.

A bad math joke I came up with

A little boy sees something way up in the sky and runs to his mom to ask her what it is. She points the boy to his father and tells him to ask him so the boy runs over to his father and asks what is in the sky. The father can't answer either but points the boy to his uncle saying he should be able ...

[GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

[no spoiler] Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

I'm so sick of film spoilers.

If anyone tells me what happens in the new Ted Bundy film I'm going to kill them.

[GoT Spoiler] Olly really wanted to know how..

Jon came back from the dead, but instead, Jon just left him hanging.

[math][star wars]{no spoilers}

What do you call the derivative of the First-order in Star Wars?


The second-order.

In Star Wars Episode I, we learn (spoilers)

That Anakin Skywalker has no father, the midichlorians caused his birth.



I guess his mom was forced into it.

With all the spoilers going around please:

No one tell me what Rosebud means.

I think it's been enough time to warrant a Star Wars spoiler...

Yoda is dead

What movie franchise has the worst spoilers?

The Fast and the Furious.

We all know the zip code to Beverly Hills is 90210 but what’s the zip code to Dawson’s Creek?

>!Spoiler!< 90108 for our lives to be over...

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