A Jew, an Hindu and Karen survive a plane crash in the woods
They walk together trough the woods throughout the day and into the night looking for help.
At last, they find a little wooden house with a lit window and a barn next to it.
The Jewish man says:
"Finally, someone who can help us! Let's ask the owner if we can stay the night and ...
bill the bartender has a regular who enjoys his drink made a certain way
he's a doctor and every day he comes to bill's bar at 18:30 on the dot to order his daiquiri with crushed walnuts. bill keeps a bag of walnuts under the bar ready for him. one day as bill sees the doctor enter his bar he reaches for a walnut but the bag is empty. he grabs some hickory nuts in stead ...
Apple pie and coffee
A Russian man has been taught a phrase by his friend so that he can order food at the local restaurant.
Each day on his lunch break he goes to the same place and orders “ah pull pi and cough yeh”
One day he asks his friend to please teach him something else because he is so tired of ...
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An Irish Golfer Strikes a Leprechaun with his Tee Shot...
Colm goes out one fair evening for a solo round of golf. On the third hole (a long dogleg left par 4) he smashes his driver over the trap that guards the left corner of the dogleg. When Colm arrives at his ball, he sees a little red bearded man dressed in green lying unconscious with a large knot on...
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