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Neville Jokes

Why is Neville Longbottom so good at Herbology?

Because his Parents are Vegetables

In a parallel universe, Neville Longbottom works at a DVD rental store...

One day, his friend Rick comes to the store, looking a little sad.

Rick: Hey Nev.

Nev: Hey, Rick. Why the sad face?

Rick: I'm going through a tough time right now. Do you have anything that can make me cry?

Nev: How about the *Titanic*?

Rick: Nah. How about a anima...

TIL Neville Chamberlain worked at a hot dog stand as a teenager.

It really prepared him for a career in giving out concessions.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A classroom of kids were learning all about common English proverbs. (LONG)

The teacher asked if anyone had a proverb they could talk about - the kids all put their hands up, including Little Johhny at the back. But the teacher chose Susie: "What's your story, Susie?"

"Well, Miss, my dad jumped into a creek and broke his leg on a big branch just under the water!"...

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