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English People Jokes

Why do English people call it Football?

If they play it with a soccer ball

~Norm MacDonald

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A Russian enters a bar full of English people

A Russian enters a bar full of English people.

He's wearing a t-shirt with bright lettering "English got 3 problems."

Just a few seconds later the English oppose him and say "Hey, you know what you're wearing is insulting?"

The Russian responds: "This is your first problem: You'...

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