Elephant jokes, because it's what 2021 needs

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

Bonus #1: How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake.

Bonus #2: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time...

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out bushfires.

Why do elephants have big feet?

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To stamp out burning ducks

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Do you know why ducks have flat feet?



For stamping out forest fires.







Do you know why elephants have flat feet?







You'd think it'd be from jumping out of trees, but it's to stamp out burning ducks.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out burning fires.
Why do elephants have big feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

First and last original joke from 6 year old self

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