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Stalkers Jokes

I have a great joke about stalkers.

You just have to wait for it to come to you.

I heard this girl talking about how much she hates stalkers.

I nearly fell out of my tree.

What's a stalkers favourite pokemon?

Pikachu

What do stalkers and the letter V have in common?

They're always behind U

Do you have a fear of stalkers?

You are not alone.

What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

the I see you.

What did the farmer say to the corn that was being difficult?

Go shuck yourself.


What did the mom say to her child walking through the cornfield?

Watch out for stalkers.


Sorry for all the corny jokes.

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