The moon landing was staged

The rocket they used had multiple stages

The moon landing was staged

The moon landing was staged and it was shot by Stanley Kubrick, the reason it looks so real is because of Kubrick's obsession with filming on location.

There was a DEA agent who was a stoner on his off-time. His M.O. was that he always smoked weed at or near a dealer's house, and then staged a raid on that house, always with tear gas and smoke grenades. His motto:

First I smoke the joint. Then I smoke the joint.

Of Course the Moon Landings Were Staged

I've never heard of a single staged rocket going to the moon.

A Make-a-Wish child wanted to know, if his favorite TV show was staged or real. The producers told him that he will need to wait for a little longer.

Now he's dying to know the truth.

We staged an intervention with our flat-earther friend.

He said he felt cornered.

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The Moon landings were staged...

... specifically, they had three stages, which were discarded in sequence as the rocket ascended to space to save on mass.

The moon landings are staged and, in fact, completely created by a film crew and everything.

The only thing is that the director was too lazy so he said just to film it on location.

Did you hear about the drug addict who overthrew the government with 17 syllables?

He staged a high coup.

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K-9 Super Dog

My dog, Enforcer, has extremely sensitive olfactory receptors. I have trained him to be able to detect everything from bombs and drugs to cancer.

We do a lot of training for the police and the process can be very annoying. There is always at least one officer that doesn't believe a dog can d...

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