The CEOs of Miller, Budweiser, Cours, and Guinness walk into a bar
The CEO of Miller says to the bartender, "I want the best beer you have, a Miller Lite."
"Oh no," says the Budweiser CEO. "Your head is on backwards. Me, I'll have the king of beers, a Budweiser."
"I'll have the only beer brewed with Rocky Mountain spring water," chimes in the Coors C...
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.” The bartender g...
What is a pole vaulter's favourite drink?
Only Beer drinkers would understand
In Amsterdam, a world wide convention of brewers was held.
The presidents of many of the world’s greatest breweries were on hand, and many of them decided to go out for dinner together on the first evening. The waiter asked what they would like to drink, and the CEO of Miller said, “The Be...
Q:What makes fish jumpy?
A: Spring water
(Transmogrified Danish joke)