Some Girls Jokes - 9 Hilarious Some Girls Jokes

Some girl

Some girl asked me if she was wearing too much make up.

I told her it depends on if she was trying to kill batman.

Some girls play hard to get

Well, not me,
I play hard to want.

Some girls at my gym were saying I was related to Bruce Lee.

I had to politely let them know I wasn’t, and my name isn’t Ugg, either.

I slept with a girl who works at Netflix last night

It was pretty cool, she even recommended some girls I might like to sleep with next

Why are some girls so odd?

Because they can't even.

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Some girls at the office start talking about their tattoos...

...John the manager walks by and one of them asks: "Hey John, do you have any tattoos?" John lets out a sigh "I wouldn't be allowed to show it at the office" and walks away.

Fast forward to Friday night and John takes everyone out to the bar for a round of drinks. Everyone is drinking hav...

I went to the bar to pick up some girls

They were pretty heavy

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Some girls find guys that work on cars

My car wouldn't start, so today I had to use a torx-20 to remove my automatic idle controller and use mass air flow cleaner to wipe the buildup. Does that get your engine revving? Cuz it got mine going.

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Today I walked up to some girls and asked if they liked guys with big dicks

They replied yeah.

I replied, "I'm sorry for wasting your time..." turned around and walked away awkwardly.

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