Sodas Jokes - 8 Hilarious Sodas Jokes

Where do organic sodas live?

Carbon Nation

My local movie theater was robbed of almost $10,000

The thieves got away with three boxes of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of candy and a hotdog.

Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars.

The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles.

Why are sodas mad after a basketball game?

Sierra missed

I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I eat 3 bags of chips and drinks 5 sodas what do I have?

No self-control.

What state has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

:)

What do they call a chemist who makes sodas?

A fizzycist.

Back in my day, I used to be able to go to the store with $1 and get 2 sodas, 3 chips, and a chocolate bar...

Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere.

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