Melvin capital was caught with their pants down by the short squeeze
but it seems the SEC didn’t like seeing a full debriefing
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A man named Melvin works for a toothbrush company.
Year after year, he can repeatedly sell the most toothbrushes out of everyone who works for the company, at least tripling the the amount of sales the guy trailing him has made. No one knows how he does it.
One day, Melvin's boss calls him into his office.
"What is it, boss?" Melvin as...
A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked: “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?”
The father replied: “It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.”
With that the father went to the telephone and dialled a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said: “Hello, is Melvin there?”
The man answered: “There is no one living here named Melv...
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered.
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Years later, they get back together to discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother for her 90th Birthday.
The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."
The second said," I sent her a Mercedes with a dr...