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Nolan Jokes

Old joke, modern twist: a man is out of town when his wife goes into labor...

The man calls up his brother to assist with the birth, who readily agrees. The hospital is a bit out of date, a bit out of the way, and the brother works almost as hard maintaining his internet connection as he does assisting with the birth. Eventually, the wife successfully delivered twins, a boy a...
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What did Chris Nolan say after he got a movie idea?

"Where's ma-co-caine? "
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Christopher Nolan always turns down the chance to smoke a blunt

He prefers a BONNGGG
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If Christopher Nolan makes a sequel to Inception,

He should start at the top.
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Christopher Nolan and Leo Dicaprio walk into a bar

and then they walk into another one
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Chris Pine was approached to star in Christopher Nolan's 2017 WW2 beach epic...

"No thanks, I've done Kirk"
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Christopher Nolan was directing a scene when the chopper Batman was flying suddenly burst into flames.

Nolan yelled, "CHRISTIAN, BAIL!!"
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Apparently they asked Chris Pine if he wanted to be in the new Christopher Nolan movie that's out this week ...

"No done Kirk" he said.
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Three guys making a movie

Christopher Nolan: I'll produce

Leonardo Dicaprio: I'll act

Matthew McConaughey: I'll write I'll write I'll write
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What name would you call someone with poor local area network?

What name would you call someone with poor local area network?

Nolan
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The bar tender asks why the nonlinear storytelling?

Christopher Nolan walks into a bar.
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