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Olsen Jokes

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I had sex with both of the Olsen twins.

But that was before they were famous.

I met a lady named Ann Dashley.

She was named after her mother's favorite Olsen twin.

A joke my late grandad used to tell me

2 men, Mr. Kent and Mr. Olsen are on the roof of a 20 story building. Mr. Kent turns to Mr. Olsen and says "The great thing about this building is that they've rigged it to prevent suicides". Mr. Olsen asks how and Mr. Kent says "If anyone jumps off the roof, something in the building pulls you in t...

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