A New Yorker Was Teaching A Midwesterner How To Ski
A Midwesterner is on vacation in the Poconos. Over there, he decides to take up downhill skiing. He's done a lot of cross country skiing, but he's never skied downhill, since there are no mountains over in Fargo. Fargo's flatter than a pancake.
He decided to try downhill skiing. "How hahr...
Where does a penguin keep his money?
In a snow bank!
(disclaimer: saw this on the display of a local bank and I giggled).
Seasonal Jokes
Spring Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims! Summer Q: What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer? A: A hot dog! Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen? A: Because they peel. Fall Q. How you mend a broken pumpkin? A. With a pumpk...
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