Rudolf the Red

Actual joke I heard on my date yesterday:

So a couple was walking down the streets of Russia, when it began to precipitate.

The man looked at the woman and said, "Its snowing!" And the woman promptly replied, "No dear, it's raining."

They went on arguing back and forth until th...

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Coronavirus alerts across the world

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross."

The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when t...

Doctor's Affair

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.

He replie...

If you're not a part of the solution

You're a part of the precipitate.

Words to live by from a chemistry professor: If you're not part of the solution...

you are part of the precipitate.

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