A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats
and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome"...
Rudolf the Red
Actual joke I heard on my date yesterday:
So a couple was walking down the streets of Russia, when it began to precipitate.
The man looked at the woman and said, "Its snowing!" And the woman promptly replied, "No dear, it's raining."
They went on arguing back and forth until th...
A bunch of cations walk into a bar that is notorious for only serving anions.
This precipitated many a salts and batteries.
Words to live by from a chemistry professor: If you're not part of the solution...
you are part of the precipitate.