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What do you call it when a snowman ejaculates?

Ice Cream

What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?


What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnelvision? (OC... you can probably tell)

All ICY is you!

What should a snowman never ask a rabbit?

Can you scratch my nose?

What do you call a snowman playing piano next to the fire

Melting John

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Smells like carrots!

7 years ago today I pleaded with my snowman not to attempt the river crossing but he wouldn't listen and is lost to me forever.

It's all water under the bridge now.

Why did the snowman name his dog "Frost"?

Because Frost bites.

What do you call a Snowman witha six-pack?

An Abdominal Snowman

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snow blower coming.

What do you call a snowman on wheels?


im so sorry...

How can you tell a snowman from a snow woman?

Snow balls.

Yes. This is an old one. It's probably appeared here a million times. But it will be new to someone.

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How can you tell if a snowman is gay?

The carrot’s in the back.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


An attractive snow-woman notices a snowman gawking at her. She says,

“Listen pal, my ice are up here.”

Turns out the abominable snowman is actually quite nice. I asked if he had something hot to drink,

He answered "Yea Tea".

Why was the snowman looking through a pile of carrots?

He was picking his nose

Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?

He has a very bad case of frost bite.

Why didn't the snowman eat his cereal?

Because he was already feeling a little flaky.

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What do you call a Snowman's jizz?

Jack Frost

My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?"

I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

Does a snowman have a heart?

Nope, just big balls

What kind of food does a Mexican snowman serve?


What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?

Get outta my face!

What is a snowman's favourite breakfast?

Ice Krispies.

what do you call a muscular snowman?

Jacked Frost

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A woman wants her vaginal lips reduced in size

A woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses careful...

What does the ghetto snowman call his friends?

His snowmies

What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted flakes

A joke from my 10 year old son. How do you stop an attack from a snowman?

Kick him in the snow balls.

What does a snowman have in common with an ocean?

They're both bodies of water!

What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store?

Picking his nose

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnel vision?

All icy is you!

I legit thought of this joke when i was like 10 and im so proud i remembered it.

Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking?

Every time he went out he got plowed.

I prefer to do a snowwoman instead of a snowman

That way I know I will make some woman wet when spring comes.

Where does the abominable snowman put his money?

In the snowbank

I made my first snowman today...

It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet.

What kind of escorts does a snowman hire?


Have you guys heard of the snowman who was a comedian?

His name was Bill Brrrrrrr

What does a snowman with a mental illness have?


What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head.

(I got this one from my uncle)

Why did the snowman smile?

He heard that the snow-blower was in town.

Why was no one sad when the headless snowman melted?

He was a snowbody.

It's hard dating a snowman...

His parents will never warm up to you.

I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman

Yeti still does

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