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It Snowed last so I made a Snow man

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay c...

What do you call a snowman on wheels?

A bICICLE

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im so sorry...

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snow blower coming.

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An abdominal snowman

Why didn't the snowman eat his cereal?

Because he was already feeling a little flaky.

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What do you call a snowman that sells it's body for sex

A frostitute.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs!

Does a snowman have a heart?

Nope, just big balls

Why was the snowman sad?

Because he had a meltdown.

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How can you tell if a snowman is gay?

The carrot’s in the back.

Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?

He has a very bad case of frost bite.

An attractive snow-woman notices a snowman gawking at her. She says,

“Listen pal, my ice are up here.”

Why was the snowman looking through a pile of carrots?

He was picking his nose

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What do you call a Snowman's jizz?

Jack Frost

How does Frosty the Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

This was told on the radio... I hate it.

How can you tell a snowman from a snow woman?

Snow balls.


Yes. This is an old one. It's probably appeared here a million times. But it will be new to someone.

What did the one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

What does the ghetto snowman call his friends?

His snowmies

What is a snowman's favourite breakfast?

Ice Krispies.

What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?

Get outta my face!

what do you call a muscular snowman?

Jacked Frost

What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted flakes

What kind of food does a Mexican snowman serve?

Brrrrrritos

My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?"

I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

A joke from my 10 year old son. How do you stop an attack from a snowman?

Kick him in the snow balls.

Co-worker just told me this one. Why is the snowman smiling?

Because the snowblower is coming.

What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store?

Picking his nose

Where does the abominable snowman put his money?

In the snowbank

What does a snowman have in common with an ocean?

They're both bodies of water!

I prefer to do a snowwoman instead of a snowman

That way I know I will make some woman wet when spring comes.

Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking?

Every time he went out he got plowed.

Have you guys heard of the snowman who was a comedian?

His name was Bill Brrrrrrr

What kind of escorts does a snowman hire?

Frostitutes

I made my first snowman today...

It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet.

Why was no one sad when the headless snowman melted?

He was a snowbody.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head.

(I got this one from my uncle)

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

Why did the snowman smile?

He heard that the snow-blower was in town.

Why was the snowman so upset?

Because somebody had stolen his nose and the police didn't carrot all!

It's hard dating a snowman...

His parents will never warm up to you.

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A woman wants her vaginal lips reduced in size

A woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses careful...

Snowman puns to celebrate the snowstorm in my area

What do vampires get when they bite snowmen?
"Frostbite"

What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
"Snowflakes"

Why didn't the snowman answer the question?
"He didn't snow the answer"

What does a snowman like to ride?
"An icicle"

How can you tell a snowman is angry...

I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman

Yeti still does