What should a snowman never ask a rabbit?

Can you scratch my nose?

What do you call an old snowman?

Water!

What do you call a snowman playing piano next to the fire

Melting John

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Smells like carrots!

7 years ago today I pleaded with my snowman not to attempt the river crossing but he wouldn't listen and is lost to me forever.

It's all water under the bridge now.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

The other day, I saw a snowman dad and snowman baby playing with the carrots in the produce section of the market...

When asked, they said they are playing the "got your nose" game!

What do you call a Snowman witha six-pack?

An Abdominal Snowman

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snow blower coming.

What do you call a snowman on wheels?

A bICICLE





im so sorry...

Where did Mr. and Mrs. Snowman go on their last vacation>

Hawaii.

Why did the snowman name his dog "Frost"?

Because Frost bites.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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How can you tell if a snowman is gay?

The carrot’s in the back.

How can you tell a snowman from a snow woman?

Snow balls.


Yes. This is an old one. It's probably appeared here a million times. But it will be new to someone.

An attractive snow-woman notices a snowman gawking at her. She says,

“Listen pal, my ice are up here.”

Turns out the abominable snowman is actually quite nice. I asked if he had something hot to drink,

He answered "Yea Tea".

Why was the snowman looking through a pile of carrots?

He was picking his nose

Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?

He has a very bad case of frost bite.

Does a snowman have a heart?

Nope, just big balls

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What do you call a Snowman's jizz?

Jack Frost

My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?"

I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?

Get outta my face!

What kind of food does a Mexican snowman serve?

Brrrrrritos

What is a snowman's favourite breakfast?

Ice Krispies.

What does the ghetto snowman call his friends?

His snowmies

what do you call a muscular snowman?

Jacked Frost

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A woman wants her vaginal lips reduced in size

A woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses careful...

Who is the coolest man?

A snowman

A joke from my 10 year old son. How do you stop an attack from a snowman?

Kick him in the snow balls.

What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store?

Picking his nose

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnel vision?

All icy is you!

I legit thought of this joke when i was like 10 and im so proud i remembered it.

What does a snowman have in common with an ocean?

They're both bodies of water!

I prefer to do a snowwoman instead of a snowman

That way I know I will make some woman wet when spring comes.

Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking?

Every time he went out he got plowed.

Where does the abominable snowman put his money?

In the snowbank

Co-worker just told me this one. Why is the snowman smiling?

Because the snowblower is coming.

What kind of escorts does a snowman hire?

Frostitutes

I made my first snowman today...

It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet.

Have you guys heard of the snowman who was a comedian?

His name was Bill Brrrrrrr

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head.

(I got this one from my uncle)

Why did the snowman smile?

He heard that the snow-blower was in town.

Why was no one sad when the headless snowman melted?

He was a snowbody.

It's hard dating a snowman...

His parents will never warm up to you.

I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman

Yeti still does

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