Why’d the snowman pull his pants down?

He saw the snowblower coming.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman..

Snow balls

The Abominable Snowman is sad because everyone runs from him when he tries to make friends....

Yeti still tries :)

Did you hear about the snowman who got angry when the sun came out?

He had a total meltdown

What would a snowman say if he could talk?

"I smell carrots."

What do you call an old snowman?



*Courtesy of my 8-year-old this morning. Merry Christmas!*

What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?

Get out of my face!

Why did the snowman get kick out the produce Department

Because he was picking his nose

What do you call a Snowman with a six pack?


An abdominal Snowman. ;)

What did the horse say to the snowman that lived nextdoor?

Hay Neigh Brr

What do you call frosty the snowman’s wife?

A snow blower.

What do you call a snowman dressed up as a cop?


What do you call a snowman without a carrot?

Nobody nose.

What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?


Why is Frosty the Snowman like my dad?

He said he'll be back one day

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a......snow bank

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs!! Even years after hearing this, it's still my favorite winter joke.

What do you call a snowman that plays piano?

Meltin' John

My 7yr old son told me this tonight. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?

A meltdown

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In Colombia, kids have built a snowman.

The police guessed snowman's value at approximately $400 million.

What do you call an elderly snowman?

Water (bu dum tiss)

How does a snowman make you laugh?

It gives you an icetickle

Someone must have hated their snowman

They gave the snowman two black eyes.

What did the snowman say to the hipster?

Man, I thought I was white

What did the snowman die of?

Frostate cancer.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He could see the snowblower coming down the street

Why was the snowman so happy?

Because the snow blower was coming

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnelvision? (OC... you can probably tell)

All ICY is you!

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How can you tell if a snowman is gay?

The carrot’s in the back.

Has the Abominable snowman called?

“Has the abominable snowman called?” my friend asked me

To which I replied

“Not Yeti”

My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?"

I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?


Courtesy of my daughter who comes home and asks if I want to hear a "dirty joke" she overheard from some elder school mates.

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What do you call it when a snowman ejaculates?

Ice Cream

Madness at the Snowman's rave last night..

All the Carrots were off their faces

My five year old just told me this one...

Why did the snowman go to the vegetable garden?

So he could go pick his nose.

What should a snowman never ask a rabbit?

Can you scratch my nose?

What kind of food does a Mexican snowman serve?


What is a snowman's favourite breakfast?

Ice Krispies.

Why did the snowman name his dog frost?

Because frost bites.

How can you tell a snowman from a snow woman?

Snow balls.

Yes. This is an old one. It's probably appeared here a million times. But it will be new to someone.

An attractive snow-woman notices a snowman gawking at her. She says,

“Listen pal, my ice are up here.”

What do you do to snitches in the snowman mafia?

You ice em’

Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?

He has a very bad case of frost bite.

7 years ago today I pleaded with my snowman not to attempt the river crossing but he wouldn't listen and is lost to me forever.

It's all water under the bridge now.

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What do you call a Snowman's jizz?

Jack Frost

What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store?

Picking his nose

When is it acceptable for a nose to be in a salad?

When it’s a snowman’s nose!!

I made my first snowman today...

It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet.

Why didn't the snowman eat his cereal?

Because he was already feeling a little flaky.

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A woman walks into a pet shop looking for a bird. The employee of the pet shop walks up to her and asks, "What are you looking for?"

The woman explains she wants a bird who can sing. The employee explains "We have one, but he only sings Christmas songs". The womans says "well I'd love to see it!" The employee walks into the backroom and brings out a pretty, brown parrot. "His name is Chet and he only sings when you light a fire u...

Does a snowman have a heart?

Nope, just big balls

What does a snowman have in common with an ocean?

They're both bodies of water!

Turns out the abominable snowman is actually quite nice. I asked if he had something hot to drink,

He answered "Yea Tea".

what do you call a muscular snowman?

Jacked Frost

What does the ghetto snowman call his friends?

His snowmies

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

A joke from my 10 year old son. How do you stop an attack from a snowman?

Kick him in the snow balls.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head.

(I got this one from my uncle)

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