What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs

What was the snowman doing with his hand in a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

What do you call a poor snowman?

A snowbo

What did the snowman die of?

Frostate cancer.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs!! Even years after hearing this, it's still my favorite winter joke.

What do you call a Snowman with six-pack abs?

What do you can a Snowman with six-pack abs?


An Abdominal Snowman.

What do you call a snowman that plays piano?

Meltin' John

What do you call a snowman dressed up as a cop?

Just-ice.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?

Frostbite

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard there was a snowblower in town.

Has the Abominable snowman called?

“Has the abominable snowman called?” my friend asked me

To which I replied

“Not Yeti”

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot

What do you call a snowman without a carrot?

Nobody nose.

What does Frosty The Snowman have that Mrs. Frosty doesn't?

Snowballs

(Merry Xmas)

Why was the snowman smiling?

He could see the snowblower coming down the street

What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?

Snowballs



Courtesy of my daughter who comes home and asks if I want to hear a "dirty joke" she overheard from some elder school mates.

Why was the snowman so happy?

Because the snow blower was coming

How does Frosty the Snowman go to the bathroom?

That’s snowbody’s business.

Why did the snowman name his dog frost?

Because frost bites.

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What do you call it when a snowman ejaculates?

Ice Cream

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnelvision? (OC... you can probably tell)

All ICY is you!

Madness at the Snowman's rave last night..

All the Carrots were off their faces

What should a snowman never ask a rabbit?

Can you scratch my nose?

How can you tell a snowman from a snow woman?

Snow balls.


Yes. This is an old one. It's probably appeared here a million times. But it will be new to someone.

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How can you tell if a snowman is gay?

The carrot’s in the back.

7 years ago today I pleaded with my snowman not to attempt the river crossing but he wouldn't listen and is lost to me forever.

It's all water under the bridge now.

An attractive snow-woman notices a snowman gawking at her. She says,

“Listen pal, my ice are up here.”

What do you call a snowman on wheels?

A bICICLE





im so sorry...

Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?

He has a very bad case of frost bite.

What kind of food does a Mexican snowman serve?

Brrrrrritos

My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?"

I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

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What do you call a Snowman's jizz?

Jack Frost

Turns out the abominable snowman is actually quite nice. I asked if he had something hot to drink,

He answered "Yea Tea".

Why didn't the snowman eat his cereal?

Because he was already feeling a little flaky.

Does a snowman have a heart?

Nope, just big balls

What do you call an explosive cow in the winter?

An a-bomb-in-a-bull snowman!

What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store?

Picking his nose

What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?

Get outta my face!

What is a snowman's favourite breakfast?

Ice Krispies.

what do you call a muscular snowman?

Jacked Frost

A joke from my 10 year old son. How do you stop an attack from a snowman?

Kick him in the snow balls.

What does a snowman have in common with an ocean?

They're both bodies of water!

I made my first snowman today...

It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet.

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnel vision?

All icy is you!

I legit thought of this joke when i was like 10 and im so proud i remembered it.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking?

Every time he went out he got plowed.

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A woman wants her vaginal lips reduced in size

A woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses careful...

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head.

(I got this one from my uncle)

What kind of escorts does a snowman hire?

Frostitutes

I prefer to do a snowwoman instead of a snowman

That way I know I will make some woman wet when spring comes.

Have you guys heard of the snowman who was a comedian?

His name was Bill Brrrrrrr

What does a snowman with a mental illness have?

Icebergers

It's hard dating a snowman...

His parents will never warm up to you.

I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman

Yeti still does

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