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My 10 year old son made this one up. Why doesn't a snowman wear snow pants?

Because his snow balls are too big.

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs

What do you call a snowman made of yellow snow?

The 'inedible snowman'.

why was the snowman smiling?

because he saw the snowblower coming down the street

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower came around the corner

what do you get when you cross a snowman and a brick?

a brrrick

Frosty the snowman was spotted at the local grocery store

He was caught picking his nose in the produce section

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

"Do you smell carrots?"

Did you hear about the snowman who got angry when the sun came out?

He had a total meltdown

What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?

Get out of my face!

What's a snowman's girlfriend called?

She's a snowblower.

What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted flakes.

What do you call a snowman wrapped in blankets?

A brrrrrrito

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

A meltdown ;)

How does Frosty the Snowman get to work?

By Icicle.

What do you call an old snowman?

Water...



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*Courtesy of my 8-year-old this morning. Merry Christmas!*

Why is Frosty the Snowman like my dad?

He said he'll be back one day

So the snowman gets frisky with the vampire

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite

My 7yr old son told me this tonight. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?

A meltdown


*edit* Thanks for the silver, its greatly appreciated

In Colombia, kids have built a snowman.

The police guessed snowman's value at approximately $400 million.

What do you call a snowman dressed up as a cop?

Just-ice.

What did the horse say to the snowman that lived nextdoor?

Hay Neigh Brr

What do you call a snowman that plays piano?

Meltin' John

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a......snow bank

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs!! Even years after hearing this, it's still my favorite winter joke.

What do you call frosty the snowman’s wife?

A snow blower.

How does a snowman make you laugh?

It gives you an icetickle

What do you call an elderly snowman?

Water (bu dum tiss)

What do you call a snowman without a carrot?

A snowwoman

What did the snowman die of?

Frostate cancer.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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How can you tell if a snowman is gay?

The carrot’s in the back.

What kind of food does a Mexican snowman serve?

Brrrrrritos

My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?"

I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

An attractive snow-woman notices a snowman gawking at her. She says,

“Listen pal, my ice are up here.”

How does Frosty the Snowman go to the bathroom?

That’s snowbody’s business.

I made my first snowman today...

It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet.

Has the Abominable snowman called?

“Has the abominable snowman called?” my friend asked me

To which I replied

“Not Yeti”

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnelvision? (OC... you can probably tell)

All ICY is you!

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What do you call it when a snowman ejaculates?

Ice Cream

Madness at the Snowman's rave last night..

All the Carrots were off their faces

Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?

He has a very bad case of frost bite.

What should a snowman never ask a rabbit?

Can you scratch my nose?

Why did the snowman name his dog frost?

Because frost bites.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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What do you call a Snowman's jizz?

Jack Frost

7 years ago today I pleaded with my snowman not to attempt the river crossing but he wouldn't listen and is lost to me forever.

It's all water under the bridge now.

What does a snowman have in common with an ocean?

They're both bodies of water!

How can you tell a snowman from a snow woman?

Snow balls.


Yes. This is an old one. It's probably appeared here a million times. But it will be new to someone.

What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?

Snowballs



Courtesy of my daughter who comes home and asks if I want to hear a "dirty joke" she overheard from some elder school mates.

I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman

Yeti still does

It's hard dating a snowman...

His parents will never warm up to you.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head.

(I got this one from my uncle)

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