What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs!! Even years after hearing this, it's still my favorite winter joke.

What do you call a snowman that plays piano?

Meltin' John

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?

Frostbite

What do you call a snowman without a carrot?

Nobody nose.

Why was the snowman looking through a bin of carrots

He was picking his nose

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard there was a snowblower in town.

What do you call a snowman dressed up as a cop?

Just-ice.

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot

Why was the snowman smiling?

He could see the snowblower coming down the street

What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?

Snowballs



Courtesy of my daughter who comes home and asks if I want to hear a "dirty joke" she overheard from some elder school mates.

What's a snowman's favorite meat?

Cold cuts!

What does Frosty The Snowman have that Mrs. Frosty doesn't?

Snowballs

(Merry Xmas)

In Colombia, the kids made a snowman.

Police estimated him at $ 25 million.

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What do you call it when a snowman ejaculates?

Ice Cream

Why was the snowman so happy?

Because the snow blower was coming

Why did the snowman name his dog frost?

Because frost bites.

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An abdominal snowman

How does Frosty the Snowman go to the bathroom?

That’s snowbody’s business.

Madness at the Snowman's rave last night..

All the Carrots were off their faces

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnelvision? (OC... you can probably tell)

All ICY is you!

What should a snowman never ask a rabbit?

Can you scratch my nose?

What do you call an explosive cow in the winter?

An a-bomb-in-a-bull snowman!

What do you do to snitches in the snowman mafia?

You ice em’

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How can you tell if a snowman is gay?

The carrot’s in the back.

7 years ago today I pleaded with my snowman not to attempt the river crossing but he wouldn't listen and is lost to me forever.

It's all water under the bridge now.

How can you tell a snowman from a snow woman?

Snow balls.


Yes. This is an old one. It's probably appeared here a million times. But it will be new to someone.

What do you call a snowman on wheels?

A bICICLE





im so sorry...

An attractive snow-woman notices a snowman gawking at her. She says,

“Listen pal, my ice are up here.”

Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?

He has a very bad case of frost bite.

Where did Mr. and Mrs. Snowman go on their last vacation>

Hawaii.

My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?"

I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

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What do you call a Snowman's jizz?

Jack Frost

What kind of food does a Mexican snowman serve?

Brrrrrritos

Why didn't the snowman eat his cereal?

Because he was already feeling a little flaky.

Does a snowman have a heart?

Nope, just big balls

What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?

Get outta my face!

Turns out the abominable snowman is actually quite nice. I asked if he had something hot to drink,

He answered "Yea Tea".

What is a snowman's favourite breakfast?

Ice Krispies.

What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store?

Picking his nose

what do you call a muscular snowman?

Jacked Frost

What does the ghetto snowman call his friends?

His snowmies

What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted flakes

A joke from my 10 year old son. How do you stop an attack from a snowman?

Kick him in the snow balls.

What does a snowman have in common with an ocean?

They're both bodies of water!

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A woman wants her vaginal lips reduced in size

A woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses careful...

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnel vision?

All icy is you!

I legit thought of this joke when i was like 10 and im so proud i remembered it.

Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking?

Every time he went out he got plowed.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

I made my first snowman today...

It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet.

I prefer to do a snowwoman instead of a snowman

That way I know I will make some woman wet when spring comes.

It's hard dating a snowman...

His parents will never warm up to you.

Where does the abominable snowman put his money?

In the snowbank

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head.

(I got this one from my uncle)

Have you guys heard of the snowman who was a comedian?

His name was Bill Brrrrrrr

What kind of escorts does a snowman hire?

Frostitutes

What does a snowman with a mental illness have?

Icebergers

I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman

Yeti still does

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