What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Smells like carrots.

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It Snowed last so I made a Snow man

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay c...

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snow blower coming.

What do you call a snowman on wheels?




im so sorry...

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What do you call a snowman that sells it's body for sex

A frostitute.

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An abdominal snowman

Turns out the abominable snowman is actually quite nice. I asked if he had something hot to drink,

He answered "Yea Tea".

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?


Why didn't the snowman eat his cereal?

Because he was already feeling a little flaky.

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How can you tell if a snowman is gay?

The carrot’s in the back.

Does a snowman have a heart?

Nope, just big balls

Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?

He has a very bad case of frost bite.

Why was the snowman sad?

Because he had a meltdown.

An attractive snow-woman notices a snowman gawking at her. She says,

“Listen pal, my ice are up here.”

Why was the snowman looking through a pile of carrots?

He was picking his nose

How can you tell a snowman from a snow woman?

Snow balls.

Yes. This is an old one. It's probably appeared here a million times. But it will be new to someone.

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What do you call a Snowman's jizz?

Jack Frost

How does Frosty the Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

This was told on the radio... I hate it.

What is a snowman's favourite breakfast?

Ice Krispies.

What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?

Get outta my face!

what do you call a muscular snowman?

Jacked Frost

My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?"

I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

What kind of food does a Mexican snowman serve?


What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted flakes

A joke from my 10 year old son. How do you stop an attack from a snowman?

Kick him in the snow balls.

What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnel vision?

All icy is you!

I legit thought of this joke when i was like 10 and im so proud i remembered it.

What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store?

Picking his nose

What does a snowman have in common with an ocean?

They're both bodies of water!

I prefer to do a snowwoman instead of a snowman

That way I know I will make some woman wet when spring comes.

Co-worker just told me this one. Why is the snowman smiling?

Because the snowblower is coming.

Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking?

Every time he went out he got plowed.

Have you guys heard of the snowman who was a comedian?

His name was Bill Brrrrrrr

What does a snowman with a mental illness have?


What do you call a snowman that disagrees with everything?

A “No”man!!

What kind of escorts does a snowman hire?


Where does the abominable snowman put his money?

In the snowbank

I made my first snowman today...

It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet.

Why was no one sad when the headless snowman melted?

He was a snowbody.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head.

(I got this one from my uncle)

Why did the snowman smile?

He heard that the snow-blower was in town.

It's hard dating a snowman...

His parents will never warm up to you.

Why was the snowman so upset?

Because somebody had stolen his nose and the police didn't carrot all!

I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman

Yeti still does

Who is Frosty the Snowman's most favorite comedian?

Bill Brrrrr.

I'll see myself out...

Snowman puns to celebrate the snowstorm in my area

What do vampires get when they bite snowmen?

What is a snowman's favorite cereal?

Why didn't the snowman answer the question?
"He didn't snow the answer"

What does a snowman like to ride?
"An icicle"

How can you tell a snowman is angry...