The king of precipitation doesn't visit Earth very often.
He reigns from above.
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
“I think it’s raining,” says the man.
“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman.
“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”
“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off. <...
A woman and her husband were arguing over the current precipitation...
The woman insisted it was drizzling outside while her husband said that really, it was just misting.
They decided that the argument would be settled by asking their elderly former soviet neighbor Rudolf.
Rudolf grimaced at the sky for a moment and held up a hand to catch so...
What do you call a dangerous precipitation?
Rain of terror
A woman is walking hand-in-hand with her husband on Christmas Eve In Moscow
They're having a nice night when, suddenly, they start to feel a bit of precipitation on their faces.
The woman looks at her husband and says, "Look, dear, it's raining."
Her husband tells her, "No, dear, it's snowing." Well, this argument goes back and forth for a few minu...
The weakening and eventual shut down to the AMOC is expected to reduce total precipitation in North America and increase it in Africa.
Hundreds of millions of North Americans experiencing the worst droughts in history will be like "I guess the rain's down in Africa."
What does a hippie king and rancid precipitation have in common?
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Once saw a bunch of Nazis saluting in icy precipitation.
It was quite the heil storm.
My son lost a youth baseball game because of heavy rain...
...he received a precipitation trophy
I’m sick and tired of these millennial weathermen...
In my day, only the raining champion got an award, but nowadays everyone wants a precipitation trophy.
I recently came fourth in the National Weatherman Awards
I won a trophy for precipitation.
I'm taking a college course on the Environment and i'm dyslexic
Precipitation is 50% of the class!
My kids soccer championship was canceled due to rain and sleet.
So every player got a precipitation trophy.
What did the rain and the snow get when they lost the race?
As a millennial snowflake, if I can't win,
I at least expect a ribbon for precipitation.
What is a snowflake's school grade based on?
So I heard you like puns with convoluted setups...
well, much like a child insisting her mother use needles and yarn to repair her favorite plush animal named after it's bright, glinting visual organs reminding one of morning precipitation: Sew dew eye.
4 Weather Patterns Are In A Race
Sunny gets gold.
Cloudy gets silver.
Snowy gets bronze.
And Rainy gets a precipitation award.
Did you hear about the meteorologist competition?
The losers got precipitation trophies.
TIL Most of the world's coco is produced in Africa.
This is because of part of the continent's tropical savanna climate, particularly its precipitation. I love chocolate, so I'm really grateful for this.
Next time I eat a candy bar, I'll have to bless the rains down in Africa.
A young American couple are walking through Moscow...
A young American couple are walking through Moscow on an unseasonably warm December night. They feel a slight precipitation. "I think its raining" says the man. "No, I'm quite sure thats snow."replies the woman. "How about we ask the guard?" The man suggests. "Oh, Officer Olph? He w...
Rain or Snow
A husband and wife went on vacation to St Petersburg. One night they were there, precipitation fell from the sky.
"Oh look, it's snowing!" said the wife. "No, that's rain," the husband argued.
Unable to settle if it was raining or snowing, they decided to ask the first person they s...