The king of precipitation doesn't visit Earth very often.
He reigns from above.
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg square on Christmas eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it's raining" says the man.
"I think it's snowing" says the woman.
"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He's always right!" Exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
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Once saw a bunch of Nazis saluting in icy precipitation.
It was quite the heil storm.
What does a hippie king and rancid precipitation have in common?
I'm taking a college course on the Environment and i'm dyslexic
Precipitation is 50% of the class!
So I heard you like puns with convoluted setups...
well, much like a child insisting her mother use needles and yarn to repair her favorite plush animal named after it's bright, glinting visual organs reminding one of morning precipitation: Sew dew eye.
TIL Most of the world's coco is produced in Africa.
This is because of part of the continent's tropical savanna climate, particularly its precipitation. I love chocolate, so I'm really grateful for this.
Next time I eat a candy bar, I'll have to bless the rains down in Africa.
What did the rain and the snow get when they lost the race?
I’m sick and tired of these millennial weathermen...
In my day, only the raining champion got an award, but nowadays everyone wants a precipitation trophy.
A couple are in Moscow on Christmas Eve
A slight precipitation starts coming down and the couple starts arguing. The husband says, “look it’s raining” but the wife says, “no, that’s clearly snow”.
The arguing continues for a minute and then they decide to ask a local for help. They stop a man and ask his name and he replies, “Hello...
As a millennial snowflake, if I can't win,
I at least expect a ribbon for precipitation.
4 Weather Patterns Are In A Race
Sunny gets gold.
Cloudy gets silver.
Snowy gets bronze.
And Rainy gets a precipitation award.
Rain or Snow
A husband and wife went on vacation to St Petersburg. One night they were there, precipitation fell from the sky.
"Oh look, it's snowing!" said the wife. "No, that's rain," the husband argued.
Unable to settle if it was raining or snowing, they decided to ask the first person they s...
What is a snowflake's school grade based on?
A young American couple are walking through Moscow...
A young American couple are walking through Moscow on an unseasonably warm December night. They feel a slight precipitation. "I think its raining" says the man. "No, I'm quite sure thats snow."replies the woman. "How about we ask the guard?" The man suggests. "Oh, Officer Olph? He w...
Did you hear about the meteorologist competition?
The losers got precipitation trophies.