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President Trump is at Camp David with his cabinet one winter morning...

...when he opens his window for a breath of fresh air and sees 'Trump is an asshole' written in yellow in a snowbank. He really gets upset and calls the Secret Service. He tells them to find out what unpatroitic dirtball did this. Two days the Secret Service reports back. "First, the message was...

One snowy day, Donald Trump is leaving the White House.

He notices that in a nearby snowbank, someone has urinated a message into the snow: "DIE DONALD!" He grabs his head of security and says, "I demand to know who's responsible for this! Get the Secret Service on it immediately!"

A week later, the security chief enters the Oval Office. "Sir,"...

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Voice activated radio.

I just bought a voice activated stereo for my car. Whatever genre of music you say, it will play the most popular artist from that genre of all time.


I told my radio "Rap"

2 Pac started playing on the stereo.

I then told my stereo "Heavy Metal"

It blared Metallica...

Where does the abominable snowman put his money?

In the snowbank

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

2 Canadians are walking through the snow...

The first one sees a boot in a nearby snowbank and says:

"Look, a boot"

The second one replies:

"About what?"

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