Confucius say, man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
What do you call a guy with lots of street smarts?
A road scholar.
It's a well known fact that humorists are more intelligent than the run of the mill average joe on the street. It's also a well known fact that it's not always a good idea to flaunt those extra smarts.
One day, the royal court was lounging around in a bored state. Without thinking, the jester suddenly voiced an opinion, "You know, there are times when the apology for an offense is worse than the original action."
The king immediately glowers and says, "If you can't prove that, Jester, I thi...
Engineer smarts.
An optomist, a pessimist, and an engineer were all shown a 24 ounce glass with 12 ounces of water in it.
The optomist looked and said, "the glass is half full."
The pessimist looked and said, "the glass is half empty."
The engineer looked and said, "there's twice as much glass...
All blonde women gets together and try to prove that they are smart
So all the blonde women get together and decide that they have to prove that they are smart. They call all the blond women in their town for a convention. They also called news papers and a math professor from a local University. The professor have picked out one blonde and ask her a question in ord...
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Sounding smart
Sometimes I just masturbate a big word into a sentence even if I don't know what it means just to sound smart.
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