An angel is making his rounds on earth, when he comes across a pair of statues in a park, beautiful nude sculptures of a man and woman facing eachother..
They are placed at the entrance to the park, and the angel is stuck by how beautiful they are, and how tragic it is for then to be eternally so close, yet unable to touch. He decides he will use some of his power to animate them, and in an instant they stand before him.
"I have seen how dilig...
A young librarian is amazed during his first day of work to see a chicken stride imto the library with a armful of books
The chicken walks up to him and deposits the books on the desk. Apart from a little pod weed on one of the covers, they are all in lending period, in fact, they had only been issued the previous day.
The chicken walks amongst the shelves muttering quietly:
"Book, Book, Book".
A group of friends go camping.
They have a rule: whoever is the first to complain about the cooking has to cook the next dinner.
The first evening, they draw straws to see who has to cook first. The new cook does a decent job with their dinner that evening and no one complains. He’s not happy about having to cook, though.<...
A father was telling his son a bedtime story
“Once upon a time , there was a tortoise and a hare. The hare was boastful and bragged that he was the fastest of all the creatures. The tortoise then decided to challenge the hare to a race. So the two set a course, and the race began. The hare ran as fast as he could.....”
“Sorry Dad, but I...
My 4 year old nephew's favourite joke.
No, You're a poo!
Followed by devious laughter.