Impertinent Jokes

“I know you spread jokes about me. It's impertinent."
Aide:: "Why?"
Putin “I am the Great Leader, Teacher, and Friend of the people after all."
Aide: "I swear, I have never told anybody this joke."

A scientist is dining with a duke one day, talking of chemistry and such. All is going well until the duke rings a bell and demands a test tube from his butler, who brings it to him forthwith. The duke sticks it in his pants, lets loose a thunderous fart, then caps the tube and hands it to the shock... read more