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Cagey Jokes

Cardi B’s sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly

They call her ‘Cagey B’

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

After traveling to Moscow, the Russian Opposition leader thought he got bitten by a suspicious wasp.

Turns out it was a cagey bee.

Did you hear about the bee that became a russian spy?

He always was a cagey bee

Why can't you see anything through Russian honey?

They were made by cagey bees

A wheelie bin collector turns up to a new collection address only to find no bin out the front, so he walks up the driveway and knocks on the door...

An unkempt man with a cagey expression opens the door.

"Hey mate. Where's your bin?" the collector asks.

Nervously the man stammers, "Aah... I... I's bin in hospital"

"Nah mate" corrects the collector, "Where's your bin? Where's your wheelie bin?"

Looking defeated, the m...

What was the official insect of the Soviet Union?

The cagey bee.

What advice did Yoda give to the Soviet secret agent?

Cagey be.

Why is Donald Trump's pet bee so unwilling to share information?

It's a cagey bee.

A man moves to town and hunts around for an apartment to rent

A man moves to town and hunts around for an apartment to rent, but he’s turned down by most landlords because of his large dog (mastiff, doberman, etc.). He finally secures a carriage house that’s in the backyard of a house owned by two old women by assuring the ladies that the dog is perfectly frie...

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