My local priest keeps scolding me for all my sinning, Jesus died for all our sins, all that stuff.
I am just trying to be helpful. If no one sins, he died for nothing.
A collection of jokes from Ancient Rome
Jokes of the Ancient Romans
Some provincial man has come to Rome, and while walking on the streets he was drawing everyone's attention, being a real double of the emperor Augustus. The emperor, having brought him to the palace, looks at him and then asks: "Tell me, young man, did you...