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Sinning Jokes

Mother Superior gathers all 100 nuns in the chapel.

"I'm afraid we have some bad news," the Mother Superior says. "It appears one of you has been sneaking out and sinning behind the chapel walls."

99 nuns gasp, 1 nun giggles.

"We know this because we found a used condom just outside the gates."

99 nuns gasp, 1 nun giggles.
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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Forgive me, Father, for I am sinning.

I'm jerking off right now, in this confession booth.

To the Bible.

And don't act so surprised, you were the one who told me to come to Jesus!

My local priest keeps scolding me for all my sinning, Jesus died for all our sins, all that stuff.

I am just trying to be helpful. If no one sins, he died for nothing.

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