Nothing; They just waved.

The bartender says, “Why the long phase?”

He wanted to keep them under the sand, but the beach was so narrow that it could only contain one of them: sine or cosine. He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosine - but that resulted in tan! He did not want to get tan. So he stacked cosine over sine... <...

Bob: “Forgive me father, for I have sined.”

Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?”

Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle”

Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?”

Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle”

It has its ups and downs...

As I got older I realized it was just a phase

Its felt like a sine from God

Sine approaches cosine and says, "Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?". Cosine responds, "You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well".

While the first oscillates, the second ocelot

Mr Sine and Miss Cosine get married and head for their honeymoon to a seaside destination. So they're chilling by the beach, and sipping on their drinks, and things get naughty soon. During a lovemaking session on the beach, Sine whispers into Cosine's ear, "It's a good thing I'm not on top, or we'...

Parent to Teacher: Our Son doesn't need to do math, 'cause he's a prophet! Prophets don't do math! Would you make Jesus do math?"

Teacher: Jesus was a carpenter. He knew his math.

Teacher: Jesus was a carpenter. He knew his math.

Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach and got a Tan.

When they returned it took them a Sec to find that they needed a new Cot.

When they returned it took them a Sec to find that they needed a new Cot.

I was looking for a sine from up above

I was hoping for a sine from above

They both go down after pi

I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imag...

The first sine of madness.

The Sine Convention

I sometime wonder why I thought I should SINE up for this.

Sine language!

Hey baby, what’s your sine?

I don't think that's a good sine

... I should have seen the warning sines.

Person 2: Why are you doing that?

Person 1: Doing what?

Person 2: You’re just humming the same note without stopping.

Person 1: Oh that? I’m just waving.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: It’s sine language.

Person 1: Doing what?

Person 2: You’re just humming the same note without stopping.

Person 1: Oh that? I’m just waving.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: It’s sine language.

Because whenever I need it, it always gives me a sine

When it shows no vital sines

I didn't, because there have been 0 sines

Luckily he's made excellent sines of improvement.

A mathematician and his deaf friend walk into a bar, but do not order anything and immediately started to wiggle their arms at each other like squids.

The bartender, scared out of his mind, asks "What the hell are you two doing??"

The mathematician replies "Don't you know sine language?"

<...

The bartender, scared out of his mind, asks "What the hell are you two doing??"

The mathematician replies "Don't you know sine language?"

<...

he said:

"Sine me up!"

"Sine me up!"

It’s called *I Write Sines Not Trajectories*

He always went off on a tangent.

I don't know for certain, but it could be a sine of something serious.

I don't know for certain, but it could be a sine of something serious.

My friends told me not to worry about it, but I think it’s a negative sine.

He refused to see the sines.

This joke *may* contain profanity. 🤔

One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and ro...

Mathematician: "Excuse me, I seem to have forgotten the value for the sine function. Do you know what it is?"

Blonde: Ah???

Mathematician: No, not that, that's for cosine.

Blonde: Oh...

Mathematician: That's it! Thank you!

Blonde: Ah???

Mathematician: No, not that, that's for cosine.

Blonde: Oh...

Mathematician: That's it! Thank you!

Cos the sine said so!

The cop gives him a breathalyzer test. To his astonishment the guy blows a number higher than he has ever seen and wonders how the guy is still standing. He asks the mathematician how many beers he had tonight. The mathematician replies, "4!"

Bonus joke: How did the cop know to pull over ...

Bonus joke: How did the cop know to pull over ...

I told him, "just change the sine."

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