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When I was a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.

Later on, I realized it was just a phase.

What did Sine and Cos say to each other?

Nothing; They just waved.

An ultra low frequency sine wave walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “Why the long phase?”

A thief stole a sine and a cosine... He took the two identities to a beach. However, they were too heavy for him to carry.

He wanted to keep them under the sand, but the beach was so narrow that it could only contain one of them: sine or cosine. He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosine - but that resulted in tan! He did not want to get tan. So he stacked cosine over sine... <...

I've been reading a book about the shape of the mathematical functions of sine and cosine...

It has its ups and downs...

Sine, cosine and ln(x) are at a party

Sine approaches cosine and says, "Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?". Cosine responds, "You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well".

How Does a Deaf Mathematician Say Hello?

With a Sine Wave!

He died for our sines

Parent to Teacher: Our Son doesn't need to do math, 'cause he's a prophet! Prophets don't do math! Would you make Jesus do math?"

Teacher: Jesus was a carpenter. He knew his math.

Hey girl whats your sine?

It must be 90 degrees because you're the 1.

Why did the derivative of the sine function cross the road?

Just cos

Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach

Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach and got a Tan.

When they returned it took them a Sec to find that they needed a new Cot.

A young adult named Bob enters a confessional

Bob: “Forgive me father, for I have sined.”

Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?”

Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle”

Mr Sine and Miss Cosine go on their honeymoon..

Mr Sine and Miss Cosine get married and head for their honeymoon to a seaside destination. So they're chilling by the beach, and sipping on their drinks, and things get naughty soon. During a lovemaking session on the beach, Sine whispers into Cosine's ear, "It's a good thing I'm not on top, or we'...

My maths teacher always goes off on tangents in class

They say it’s the first sine of madness

An angel once visited me but only described the measurements of a triangle to me.

Its felt like a sine from God

I would also look towards the sky before my trigonometry test

I was looking for a sine from up above

A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain.

The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.

The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."

The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."

I found out my friend is addicted to math.

I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imag...

Your momma's so fat, she's like the negative cosine of X...

They both go down after pi

I always prayed before my trigonometry tests..

I was hoping for a sine from above

What language should you speak on Pi day?

Sine language!

My teacher frowned at me when I handed in my trigonometry test paper

I don't think that's a good sine

What’s a mathematician’s favorite way to communicate?

Sine language.

What’s every mathematician’s pick up line?

Hey baby, what’s your sine?

I hate calculus...

I sometime wonder why I thought I should SINE up for this.

What was the meeting of the trigonometric terms called ?

The Sine Convention

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

Did you know that pi day is tomorrow?

I didn't, because there have been 0 sines

My son used to be horrible at graphing trig functions.

Luckily he's made excellent sines of improvement.

Person 1: [Humming a continuous tone]

Person 2: Why are you doing that?

Person 1: Doing what?

Person 2: You’re just humming the same note without stopping.

Person 1: Oh that? I’m just waving.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: It’s sine language.

I knew calculus would kill me some day

... I should have seen the warning sines.

A mathematician and his deaf friend walk into a bar...

A mathematician and his deaf friend walk into a bar, but do not order anything and immediately started to wiggle their arms at each other like squids.
The bartender, scared out of his mind, asks "What the hell are you two doing??"
The mathematician replies "Don't you know sine language?"

A nerd was invited to compete in the Trigonometry Mathletic Competition...

he said:
"Sine me up!"

My late grandma was a great mathematician...

She even sent me a sine from beyond.

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A Sexual Encounter between a Capacitor and an Inductor

One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and ro...

The god I worship is d/dx(-cos(x))

Because whenever I need it, it always gives me a sine

I just got my math textbook for College Trig, and it’s a little emo

It’s called *I Write Sines Not Trajectories*

My girlfriend told me I’m like negative cosine multiplied by tangent...

My friends told me not to worry about it, but I think it’s a negative sine.

I had a trig teacher that could never stay focused...

He always went off on a tangent.

I don't know for certain, but it could be a sine of something serious.

A conversation between a forgetful mathematician and a blonde

Mathematician: "Excuse me, I seem to have forgotten the value for the sine function. Do you know what it is?"

Blonde: Ah???

Mathematician: No, not that, that's for cosine.

Blonde: Oh...

Mathematician: That's it! Thank you!

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

If you want to hide a dead body, hide it in Quadrant 3...

If you do, there will be no sines of its disappearance.

A cop pulls over a mathematician for drunk driving...

The cop gives him a breathalyzer test. To his astonishment the guy blows a number higher than he has ever seen and wonders how the guy is still standing. He asks the mathematician how many beers he had tonight. The mathematician replies, "4!"

Bonus joke: How did the cop know to pull over ...

How can you tell if you going crazy?

Because puns about mathematics are usually the first sine of madness

My friend asked what the difference between sin 135 and cos 135

I told him, "just change the sine."

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