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Later on, I realized it was just a phase.

Nothing; They just waved.

The bartender says, “Why the long phase?”

He wanted to keep them under the sand, but the beach was so narrow that it could only contain one of them: sine or cosine. He decided that, using his mathematical skills, that he would stack sine over cosine - but that resulted in tan! He did not want to get tan. So he stacked cosine over sine... <...

It has its ups and downs...

Sine approaches cosine and says, "Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?". Cosine responds, "You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well".

With a Sine Wave!

Parent to Teacher: Our Son doesn't need to do math, 'cause he's a prophet! Prophets don't do math! Would you make Jesus do math?"

Teacher: Jesus was a carpenter. He knew his math.

Teacher: Jesus was a carpenter. He knew his math.

It must be 90 degrees because you're the 1.

Just cos

Mr. Sine and his missus Cosine went for their honeymoon on a beach and got a Tan.

When they returned it took them a Sec to find that they needed a new Cot.

When they returned it took them a Sec to find that they needed a new Cot.

Bob: “Forgive me father, for I have sined.”

Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?”

Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle”

Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?”

Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle”

Mr Sine and Miss Cosine get married and head for their honeymoon to a seaside destination. So they're chilling by the beach, and sipping on their drinks, and things get naughty soon. During a lovemaking session on the beach, Sine whispers into Cosine's ear, "It's a good thing I'm not on top, or we'...

They say it’s the first sine of madness

Its felt like a sine from God

I was looking for a sine from up above

The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.

The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."

The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."

The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."

The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."

I should have known. All the sines were there. He had a hard time functioning, and he would go off on tangents all the time. Such a shame - he was in his prime, his life was on a great vector. He wanted to write the next 'Matrix'. But now, he can't differentiate between what is real and what is imag...

They both go down after pi

I was hoping for a sine from above

Sine language!

I don't think that's a good sine

Sine language.

Hey baby, what’s your sine?

I sometime wonder why I thought I should SINE up for this.

The Sine Convention

When it shows no vital sines

I didn't, because there have been 0 sines

Luckily he's made excellent sines of improvement.

Person 2: Why are you doing that?

Person 1: Doing what?

Person 2: You’re just humming the same note without stopping.

Person 1: Oh that? I’m just waving.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: It’s sine language.

Person 1: Doing what?

Person 2: You’re just humming the same note without stopping.

Person 1: Oh that? I’m just waving.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: It’s sine language.

... I should have seen the warning sines.

A mathematician and his deaf friend walk into a bar, but do not order anything and immediately started to wiggle their arms at each other like squids.

The bartender, scared out of his mind, asks "What the hell are you two doing??"

The mathematician replies "Don't you know sine language?"

<...

The bartender, scared out of his mind, asks "What the hell are you two doing??"

The mathematician replies "Don't you know sine language?"

<...

he said:

"Sine me up!"

"Sine me up!"

She even sent me a sine from beyond.

This joke *may* contain profanity. 🤔

One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and ro...

Because whenever I need it, it always gives me a sine

It’s called *I Write Sines Not Trajectories*

My friends told me not to worry about it, but I think it’s a negative sine.

He always went off on a tangent.

I don't know for certain, but it could be a sine of something serious.

I don't know for certain, but it could be a sine of something serious.

Mathematician: "Excuse me, I seem to have forgotten the value for the sine function. Do you know what it is?"

Blonde: Ah???

Mathematician: No, not that, that's for cosine.

Blonde: Oh...

Mathematician: That's it! Thank you!

Blonde: Ah???

Mathematician: No, not that, that's for cosine.

Blonde: Oh...

Mathematician: That's it! Thank you!

Cos the sine said so!

If you do, there will be no sines of its disappearance.

The cop gives him a breathalyzer test. To his astonishment the guy blows a number higher than he has ever seen and wonders how the guy is still standing. He asks the mathematician how many beers he had tonight. The mathematician replies, "4!"

Bonus joke: How did the cop know to pull over ...

Bonus joke: How did the cop know to pull over ...

Because puns about mathematics are usually the first sine of madness

I told him, "just change the sine."

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