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I'm going to go against the Circlejerk here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather

It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer.

Why aren't gluten free people mainstream?

The go against the grain.

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A big city doctor visits an Native American tribe full of men and he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"

"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first." The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey....

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My wife left me, so I posted all the nudes she ever sent me onto r/gonewild.

The mods removed them though as they go against the rules.

They don't allow reposts.

I am a parent of a one year old and I support anti vaxxer parents and super thankful of them.

They help me eliminate future competition that my kid will go against. From fortnite to Harvard.

I'm not a fan of chairs...

...they go against everything I stand for.

9/10 people agree

That 10% of people will always go against the group.

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A guy escape from prision

A man escapes from prison, where he sat for the last 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

However, the only thing he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. Then he ties the young woman on the bed, comes on top of her and kiss...

I hate cereal killers

they go against the grain

Pirate captain's red shirt.

A man wanted to become a pirate so he joined a crew. Over time he ended up becoming first mate under an infamous captain. One evening a rival ship issued a challenge. The captain asked his first mate to grab his red shirt. He grabbed the shirt and they fought their rival and won. The next day two sh...

Two catholics join a monastary...

Two catholic men decide to go totally devout and join a monastary. Deciding it looks a bit drab outside, they decide to plant a garden despite the wishes of the others in the monastary. A simple garden, but they know a friend with a nursery with roses, petunias, and some others. Right as they are ab...

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