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I met a girl named Nirvana yesterday...

I asked her "Did your parents give you than name while you were still In Utero?". She was like "What?".. I just shook my head and said "Nevermind...".
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Wanna hear a Nirvana joke?

Nevermind.

(Cheesy, I know)
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In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana.

..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round.
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Want to hear a Nirvana joke?

No?

Oh well. Whatever. Never mind.
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I'm really gettting into the music of Nirvana.

Love those guys. Especially the lead singer. He was mind-blowing.
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I have a date with a girl who loves Nirvana. She asked me what to wear on our date next week.

I told her, "Come as you are."
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I have a good Nirvana joke for y’all.

On second thought, Nevermind.
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An upset man has filed a lawsuit against Nirvana over the band's iconic 1991 album cover.

Sounds like a baby just trying to grab some money.

A Hindu candle company has released a "Nirvana" scented candle.

It smells like teen spirit.
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What does Cardi B say when fondly remembering the band Nirvana

Oh Kurrrt..
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What’s the name of the second studio album by Nirvana?

Nevermind, I found it.

"How do I reach Nirvana?"

First of all, Kurt's kind of hard to reach, and I don't think the rest really want to be bothered.
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A girl walks up to her mother and asks, "Mommy, why am I named Clover?"

"Your grandma believes that it brings luck to our family."

Then, her other daughter walks up. "Mommy, why am I named Nirvana?"

"Because, your aunt believes that is the place you go when you are enlightened."

Finally, her son walks up to her. "Those names make sense, but why am I...
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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

"Smells Like Teen Spirits"
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What does a youtuber say after reaching nirvana?

I’m content.
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After experiencing Nirvana during sex, but before you make The Offspring, what do you produce?

Pearl Jam.

If you understand how Bruce Lee felt while stoned and reaching nirvana...

You'd be in a high Lee enlightened position
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I hate people who think discovering Nirvana is some kind of an achievement.

Dumbass Buddhists...
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I once asked the crowd if they were pro guns

And the majority belted out in approval. I asked a man in the front row why he was pro guns and he gave me the basic ‘personal protection liberty 2nd amendment’ hooplah.

I very seriously told the crowd, “I’m pro guns because I enjoy living in a world with only 4 Nirvana albums.

” My f...
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What did the nirvana fan say to the sandwich shop guy?

Make me one with everything.
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What has 6 legs and 2 heads?

Nirvana.
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Did you hear about the time Nirvana went on a road trip?

All I know about it is that Kurt called shotgun.
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A manic depressive horse named John

There once was a manic depressive horse named John. He was drinking away his problems in a bar that was popular among the local animals because they didn't card. You see, ever since he was a young colt, John used music to deal with his emotions. He started off with a vinyl record of The Beatles' *Re...

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A hermit, a clown, and a witty comeback...

FULL DISCLOSURE: This is a shaggy dog story...

An old hermit has been living alone in the wilderness for many, many years. He decides that it is finally time to rejoin society. He sees in the local paper that the circus is coming to a nearby town and decides that a circus would be a wonderful...

A Muslim, Buddhist, and Christian were arguing about their faiths...

The Muslim says that theirs is the true faith. The Buddhist says Nirvana is key, while the Christian of course argues that Jesus is the way.

This went on for hours until finally the Christian says, "let's settle this once and for all. We all jump off a cliff, and whoever's God saves him will...
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I have ranked the greatest musicians of all time in order:

Nelly

Erika Badu

Vanilla Ice

Eminem

Rhianna




Green Day

Oasis

Nirvana

Nine inch Nails

Aerosmith



George Strait

Ilene Woods

Vince Gill

Enya



Yoko ono

Otis Redding

U...
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