A man enters the confessional.

."Bless me Father, for I have sinned. There was a pile of lumber in a vacant lot. It had been there for weeks. I helped myself." The Priest says, "Stealing is a mortal sin, my son. Say 3 Hail Marys, 2 Our Fathers, and return the lumber." Next Sunday the man goes into the confessional. ...

3 nuns decided that well.... they did not want to be nuns anymore.

One day 3 nuns got together and the 1st nun says "Man it sure is boring being a nun. I think I'm going to leave the convent." Both of the other nuns agree and they go to the head nun(sister jude) to let her know that they did not want to be nuns anymore. The 1st nun says," Sister Jude I wish to not ...

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