A potato walks into a bar smoking a joint...

He puts out the joint and sits at the bar and orders a side of bacon. When it arrives he dumps it on his head.

Then he orders a side of green onions. When it arrives he dumps it on his head.

Then he orders a side of cheddar. When it arrives he dumps it on his head.

Last he order...

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What does a guy with a big dick eat for breakfast?

Well, this morning I had scrambled eggs, hash browns, a side of bacon, a glass of milk...

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