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What do you have if you have NaCl and NiCd?

A salt and battery.

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NaCl / NaOH

The base is under assault!

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What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

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What do you call NaCl and a 9 volt being thrown at you?

Assault and battery.

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I recently bought a gun

It can only shoot NaCl bullets because it's a salt rifle.

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what did the grain of salt say to the doctor?

Doc I think I tore NACL

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What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

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I had an argument with me Chemistry teacher today.

I threw some NaCl at him and he yelled;
"HEY, THATS A SALT!"

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