Why should you never touch NaCl?

THAT’S ASSAULT

A banker buys 5 tons of NaCl...

Yeah, he's known for his compound interest.

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

What do you call NaCl and a 9 volt being thrown at you?

Assault and battery.

I recently bought a gun

It can only shoot NaCl bullets because it's a salt rifle.

what did the grain of salt say to the doctor?

Doc I think I tore NACL

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

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