Did you hear about the wooden car? It had a wooden engine, wooden wheels, a wooden chassis and a wooden gearbox...
And the fuckin' thing wooden even go.
You know what really grinds my gears?
Nothing. I am german, our gearboxes are flawless.
How do you know if a car is Spanish?
The gearbox is "Manuel".
What's got no teeth and smells?
The gearbox in the wife's car...
I tried to build a wooden car once.
It was going to have everything wood. Wooden chassis, wooden body, wooden engine, wooden gearbox, wooden diff, wooden wheels, wooden headlamps, wooden blinkers, even a wooden radio.
But no matter what I did, it just wouldn't go.
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There was a farmer, who owned a Datsun Ute. He used this Datsun for all his farm work, feeding the horses.. Throwing bails of hay out the back of it.. Carrying firewood and what not. When all of sudden one day, *chug chug chug* it breaks down.
So he decides to go back to the shed to grab h...