He wants to watch a baseball game; an integral part of American culture, he has heard. Unable to purchase a ticket, he scales the stadium facade and watches while clinging to the roof.
Afterwards, his cousin enquires about his experience.
“It was great!” He says. “Americans are so co...
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The Moth joke (Norm McDonald)
So a moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The podiatrist says, "what's the problem?"
The moth says, "what's the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinovich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, i don't even know what i do there anymore. I don't even know if Gregory...
Ghost Wizard loves puns.
“You’re in a most GRAVE situation now!”
“You don’t stand the GHOST of a chance!”
Ghost Wizard chuckles to himself. But behind the smiling facade, he’s feeling even more dead inside.
A moth goes into a dietitian's office looking very unwell.
The dietitian goes, "What seems to be the problem?"
The moth replies, "Where to start, doc? Each day I wake up at 6:00 a.m. next to a moth wife I once loved, who I have slowly drifted away from over the days. Her once...