Facade Jokes - 5 Hilarious Facade Jokes

I was at a party when this guy came in and said "I'm a builder!"

I thought, 'he knows how to make an enterance'. But it turns out he was just putting up a facade.

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So a moth goes into a podiatrist's office..

A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?”

The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don...

Ghost Wizard loves puns.

“You’re in a most GRAVE situation now!”

“You don’t stand the GHOST of a chance!”

Ghost Wizard chuckles to himself. But behind the smiling facade, he’s feeling even more dead inside.

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If you have the time, here is Norm Macdonald's moth joke as presented in his book, "Based on a True Story".

A moth goes into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist says. What's the problem?

The moth says, where do I begin with my problems? Every day I go to work for Gregory Vasilovich, and all day long I toil. But what is my work? I am a bureaucrat, and so every day I joylessly move papers from one ...

Moth Joke

A moth goes into a dietitian's office looking very unwell.

The dietitian goes, "What seems to be the problem?"

The moth replies, "Where to start, doc? Each day I wake up at 6:00 a.m. next to a moth wife I once loved, who I have slowly drifted away from over the days. Her once...

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