Square Mile Jokes - 5 Hilarious Square Mile Jokes

Which state has the most streets per square mile?

It's Rhode Island.

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I sexually identify as a 41 million square mile body of salt water

Im trans-atlantic

An american farmer visits Germany

In a rural area he comes across a small village bar. He goes in and orders himself a drink, when he notices the man next to him also looks like a farmer.

"Are you a farmer?" he asks the man.

"Ja, I am a farmer" the man replies.

"How big is your farm?" the...

Despite the civil unrest, America has lost nothing of its greatness.

Still 9,540,000 square miles.

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One for him, two for her

A guy finds a lamp, rubs it and out pops a genie. The genie says, "I'll give you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double."

First, he wishes for a billion dollars. Voila, a billion dollars appears. In a distant place, his ex-wife has 2 billion dollars materialize...

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