I don't have time for the Fall Equinox

But if you check back with me at Daylight Savings Time I should have an extra hour...

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That's it! I'm cancelling my Equinox and SoulCycle membership.

Jking I can't afford that shit.

For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices.

I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant.

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