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Hibernation Jokes

Why did the Grizzly get a D- in his hibernation class?

Because he did the bear minimum

I read an article on the hibernation of animals.

It's winter resting.

An American, An Indian, And A Russian Meet The Devil

An American, an Indian, and a Russian end up in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield".

The American goes first. He...

So today's the day those 8-legged Bears wake up from hibernation

When September ends, the OctoBears wake up.

I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series.

108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy.

A family of moles

A family of moles awakens from hibernation. The father mole pokes his head out of the hole and says "I smell tulips it must be spring". The mother mole pokes her head out of the hole and says " I smell cherry blossoms it must be spring". The baby mole is trying to squeeze between his parents but get...

Time to train for my favourite winter sport.

Extreme Hibernation....

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