Why did the Grizzly get a D- in his hibernation class?

Because he did the bear minimum

So today's the day those 8-legged Bears wake up from hibernation

When September ends, the OctoBears wake up.

I read an article on the hibernation of animals.

It's winter resting.

An American, an Indian, and a Russian got in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield".

The American goes first. He builds a high-tech shield from depleted uranium and composites, and hides behind it. The Devil strikes once - the shield cracks; twice - the shield falls apart; thrice - the American is no more.

Next goes the Indian. He puts himself in some advanced Yoga position ...

I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series.

108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy.

Time to train for my favourite winter sport.

Extreme Hibernation....

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