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Hibernation Jokes

A family of moles wake up from hibernation.

They start digging up to the surface to get some air and stretch their legs. When they arrive, there’s a layer of concrete that wasn’t there before. They dig around the concrete and Papa mole pokes his head out and smells fresh pancakes.

“Oh, they must have built a pancake house up there! It ...

An American, an Indian, and a Russian got in Hell..

An American, an Indian, and a Russian got in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield".

The American goes first. He bu...

Why did the Grizzly get a D- in his hibernation class?

Because he did the bear minimum

I read an article on the hibernation of animals.

It's winter resting.

So today's the day those 8-legged Bears wake up from hibernation

When September ends, the OctoBears wake up.

There were 4 squirrels.Squirrels A, B, C, and D. Winter was coming so they started collecting and burying food for hibernation.

A, managed to find a couple of berries lying around. B, found some acorns and seeds for his food.
C unfortunately, wasn't able to find anything.
D however, accumulated an abundance of walnuts, surely this will help him get through the winter.
A,B, and C, saw what D had and decided to jump ...

Yevgeny Prigozhin meets Putin

Putin says ok here's the deal. I can't have you walking around making me look bad. We have this experimental hibernation pod. You get in it right now, or I shoot you. After I die, they will pull you out. YP reluctantly agrees.

The pod opens and he sits up.

He asks, "How long has...

Time to train for my favourite winter sport.

Extreme Hibernation....

I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series.

108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy.

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No beers to bears in bars in Billings

There was a bear that came out of hibernation and wanted a drink. So we want to a bar in Billings he walks up to the bartender and says "one beer please". The bartender looks at him and says "I'm sorry sir we don't serve no beers to bears in bars in Billings". So the bear left angry and disappointed...

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