For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices.

I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant.

I'm going to a solstice party at my in-laws

It's going to be a long night

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Comparing cultures

A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Pantheon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was t...

Two guys are sleeping in the woods...

Two campers are sleeping in the woods, Bob and Jim. Bob wakes up his friend: "Hey Jim, wake up. Look up at the stars and tell me what you see."  

Jim: Well, I see a cloudless sky which will likely lead into a dry and balmy morning. I see that the North star is visible, meaning we are...

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A Greek and a Scotsman

A Greek and an Scotsman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.


The Scotsman then replies, 'Well... it was the Scots that discovered the Summer ...

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The Autobots had just landed on our green planet.

Optimus tells them to go look for disguises that are suitable so that they can all adequately blend into their new home. Two hours pass and the Autobots reconvene.

Mr Prime: Do you all have suitable disguises?

Company: Yes, Mr Prime.

Mr Prime: Well then, let's see it.

The...

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