A greek and an Irish were comparing their heritages.
"We built the pantheon, along with the Temple of Apollo", said the Greek.
"Aye, 'twas the Irish the discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices", replied the Irish.
"But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics."
"Granted, but was the Irish who built the first tim...
For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices.
I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant.
I'm going to a solstice party at my in-laws
It's going to be a long night
Two guys are sleeping in the woods...
Two campers are sleeping in the woods, Bob and Jim. Bob wakes up his friend: "Hey Jim, wake up. Look up at the stars and tell me what you see."
Jim: Well, I see a cloudless sky which will likely lead into a dry and balmy morning. I see that the North star is visible, meaning we are...
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A Greek and a Scotsman
A Greek and an Scotsman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.
The Scotsman then replies, 'Well... it was the Scots that discovered the Summer ...