The temple of the giant sea cow has recently been rebuilt
Faith in huge manatee restored
What do you call a sea cow in Seattle?
A sea-cattle.
I'm so sorry for the cringe...
What did the journalist say when he saw an obese sea cow explode?
Oh the huge manatee!
Did you hear about that diaster that killed all those sea cows?
Oh the hu-manatee!
God asked Adam to name the animals
Adam began to invent names, “Lion, Tiger, Horse, Cow, Pig…”
Then God said, “You must name the sea animals, too”
Adam was tired already, so he said, “Sea lion, Tiger shark, Sea horse, Sea cow, Sea pig…”
My doctor insists that I should reduce my ground beef consumption.
So be it, sea cows it is then.
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