What do you call a sea cow in Seattle?

A sea-cattle.





I'm so sorry for the cringe...

What did the journalist say when he saw an obese sea cow explode?

Oh the huge manatee!

Did you hear about that diaster that killed all those sea cows?

Oh the hu-manatee!

In the beginning, God asked Adam to name the animals, so he began to invent names, “Lion, Tiger, Horse, Cow, Pig...” Then God said, “You must name the sea animals too.” Adam was exhausted, but he knew how important this was, so he continued...

“Sea lion, Tiger shark, Sea horse, Sea cow, Sea pig…”

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