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Sea Cucumber Jokes

What did the Sea Urchin say to the Sea Cucumber?

With fronds like these, who needs anenomies?

Why are there no sea cucumbers in the dead sea?

Because they're sea pickles!

All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see?

And he walks up to a sea, well he doesn't walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they... I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I... There was this mollusk and he walks up...

If Merman's best friend is dogfish, what's Mermaid's best friend?

Sea cucumber.

So there's this mollusk

And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, "With knees like these, who needs anemones!"

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