What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

One electron.

What is a sea lion's favorite classroom subject?

ART! ART! ART!

Why did the sea lion buy Tupperware?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion

Neutral

As in

Without an ion

Sea lions can run and swim faster than humans

Which means when you compete against one in a triathlon you really need to make up time on the cycling.

In the beginning, God asked Adam to name the animals, so he began to invent names, “Lion, Tiger, Horse, Cow, Pig...” Then God said, “You must name the sea animals too.” Adam was exhausted, but he knew how important this was, so he continued...

“Sea lion, Tiger shark, Sea horse, Sea cow, Sea pig…”

What do you call a seal with net electrical charge?

A sea lion

A British ship is sinking in the north sea and calls the nearest coast guard station.

The German coast guard station gets the message, RMS sea lion taking on water and we are sinking. A minute passes and they get a response....Vell, vat are you sinking about?

The difference

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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