What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?
What is a sea lion's favorite classroom subject?
ART! ART! ART!
Why did the sea lion buy Tupperware?
He wanted to find a tight seal.
Sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion
Without an ion
Sea lions can run and swim faster than humans
Which means when you compete against one in a triathlon you really need to make up time on the cycling.
In the beginning, God asked Adam to name the animals, so he began to invent names, “Lion, Tiger, Horse, Cow, Pig...” Then God said, “You must name the sea animals too.” Adam was exhausted, but he knew how important this was, so he continued...