What do you get when you cross a manatee and a human?

Humanatee

What did the sunburnt manatee say?

Man a tee shirt would be nice

What do you call a baby manatee?

A boyatee

So was at a bar last night and saw this fat chick wearing a shirt that said, "Caution, I'm a maneater". I walked up to the girl and timidly said, "Excuse me, Miss...about your shirt."

She interrupted me before I could continue and furiously shouted, "Oh let me guess, you're here to make a comment about how I'm so fat and how I actually eat men. I can't help my weight you know. I have feelings too and your comments can really hurt."

I looked at her, confused and said,"That'...

Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee

What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!

My girlfriend and I were talking about pets, she said she'd like to get a manatee.

I just laughed and said, "Two sugars, please."

Mermaids shouldnt be called mermaids

they should be called hu-manatee

My wife and I were talking about obscure animals.

She said, "I want to get a manatee."

"That's very generous," I replied, "I will take it with two sugars."

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Crayola is now doing its color testing on manatees and peta is pissed.

Oh The Hue Manatee!

What did the journalist say when he saw an obese sea cow explode?

Oh the huge manatee!

I picked out a color of grey paint the other day, I guess the salesman didn't like it.

He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."

I saw a very large woman in a bar wearing a T-shirt that said 'I'm a Man-Eater'

I walked up to her, shot her a grin and she told me "Let me guess, you've got a joke about how many men I've eaten?"
I simply told her she spelled manatee wrong.

Why couldn't the ocean mage cast a spell?

He forgot to drink his manatee.

What's a mages favorite tea?

manatee

What's the best kind of tea overall?

thirs-tea

I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals.

It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.

Did you hear about that diaster that killed all those sea cows?

Oh the hu-manatee!

A small town in Florida

Ok so there's a tiny town called Hugh in Florida. It's right by the Everglades. Beautiful place, river runs through the main part of town where there are a lot of fish and other assorted water creatures that swim in it. Storks, cranes, and many other tropical fish. Well one day a creature decided t...

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