What do you get when you cross a manatee and a human?

Humanatee

What do you call a baby manatee?

A boyatee

So was at a bar last night and saw this fat chick wearing a shirt that said, "Caution, I'm a maneater". I walked up to the girl and timidly said, "Excuse me, Miss...about your shirt."

She interrupted me before I could continue and furiously shouted, "Oh let me guess, you're here to make a comment about how I'm so fat and how I actually eat men. I can't help my weight you know. I have feelings too and your comments can really hurt."

I looked at her, confused and said,"That'...

What did the journalist say when he saw an obese sea cow explode?

Oh the huge manatee!

What did the sunburnt manatee say?

Man a tee shirt would be nice

My girlfriend and I were talking about pets, she said she'd like to get a manatee.

I just laughed and said, "Two sugars, please."

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Crayola is now doing its color testing on manatees and peta is pissed.

Oh The Hue Manatee!

Manatees

A Spanish sailor and a French sailor are talking at a port bar together. The French sailor tells the Spanish sailor that he's been hearing stories of mermaids from the English sailors. The Spanish sailor says that mermaids are just a myth and the English just mistook manatees for mermaids. The Frenc...

Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee

What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!

My wife and I were discussing people owning weird animals

She said: "I've always wanted to get a manatee."

I said: "That's very kind of you. I will take it with two sugars.

Did you hear about that diaster that killed all those sea cows?

Oh the hu-manatee!

I picked out a color of grey paint the other day, I guess the salesman didn't like it.

He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."

What's a mages favorite tea?

manatee

What's the best kind of tea overall?

thirs-tea

Why couldn't the ocean mage cast a spell?

He forgot to drink his manatee.

Scientists have created a type of brightly coloured sea creatures...

When i found out about this I yelled, "oh the hue-manatee!"

I saw a very large woman in a bar wearing a T-shirt that said 'I'm a Man-Eater'

I walked up to her, shot her a grin and she told me "Let me guess, you've got a joke about how many men I've eaten?"
I simply told her she spelled manatee wrong.

I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals.

It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.

The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered...

...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee.

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