What do you get when you cross a manatee and a human?
What do you call a baby manatee?
So was at a bar last night and saw this fat chick wearing a shirt that said, "Caution, I'm a maneater". I walked up to the girl and timidly said, "Excuse me, Miss...about your shirt."
She interrupted me before I could continue and furiously shouted, "Oh let me guess, you're here to make a comment about how I'm so fat and how I actually eat men. I can't help my weight you know. I have feelings too and your comments can really hurt."
I looked at her, confused and said,"That'...
What did the journalist say when he saw an obese sea cow explode?
Oh the huge manatee!
What did the sunburnt manatee say?
Man a tee shirt would be nice
My girlfriend and I were talking about pets, she said she'd like to get a manatee.
I just laughed and said, "Two sugars, please."
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Crayola is now doing its color testing on manatees and peta is pissed.
Oh The Hue Manatee!
A Spanish sailor and a French sailor are talking at a port bar together. The French sailor tells the Spanish sailor that he's been hearing stories of mermaids from the English sailors. The Spanish sailor says that mermaids are just a myth and the English just mistook manatees for mermaids. The Frenc...
Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee
What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!
My wife and I were discussing people owning weird animals
She said: "I've always wanted to get a manatee."
I said: "That's very kind of you. I will take it with two sugars.
Did you hear about that diaster that killed all those sea cows?
Oh the hu-manatee!
I picked out a color of grey paint the other day, I guess the salesman didn't like it.
He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."
What's a mages favorite tea?
What's the best kind of tea overall?
Why couldn't the ocean mage cast a spell?
He forgot to drink his manatee.
Scientists have created a type of brightly coloured sea creatures...
When i found out about this I yelled, "oh the hue-manatee!"
I saw a very large woman in a bar wearing a T-shirt that said 'I'm a Man-Eater'
I walked up to her, shot her a grin and she told me "Let me guess, you've got a joke about how many men I've eaten?" I simply told her she spelled manatee wrong.
I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered...
...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee.