What do you get when you cross a manatee and a human?
After day at the aquarium, my wife told me she wanted to get a manatee
I said “OK honey, a dash of cream and no sugar please.”
My wife and I were talking about obscure animals.
She said, "I want to get a manatee."
"That's very generous," I replied, "no cream, no sugar please hun!"
So was at a bar last night and saw this fat chick wearing a shirt that said, "Caution, I'm a maneater". I walked up to the girl and timidly said, "Excuse me, Miss...about your shirt."
She interrupted me before I could continue and furiously shouted, "Oh let me guess, you're here to make a comment about how I'm so fat and how I actually eat men. I can't help my weight you know. I have feelings too and your comments can really hurt."
I looked at her, confused and said,"That'...
What do you call a baby manatee?
The temple of the giant sea cow has recently been rebuilt
Faith in huge manatee restored
What did the journalist say when he saw an obese sea cow explode?
Oh the huge manatee!
I picked out a color of grey paint the other day, I guess the salesman didn't like it.
He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."
I'm starting a not for profit that specializes in rebuilding environments for large sea mammals.
Wish me luck with Habitat for Huge Manatees.
Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee
What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!
I saw a very large woman in a bar wearing a T-shirt that said 'I'm a Man-Eater'
I walked up to her, shot her a grin and she told me "Let me guess, you've got a joke about how many men I've eaten?" I simply told her she spelled manatee wrong.
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Crayola is now doing its color testing on manatees and peta is pissed.
Oh The Hue Manatee!
Why couldn't the ocean mage cast a spell?
He forgot to drink his manatee.
What's a mages favorite tea?
What's the best kind of tea overall?
Did you hear about that diaster that killed all those sea cows?
Oh the hu-manatee!