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Sawed Jokes

Did you hear about the girl who sawed herself in half for the talent show?

She placed 1st and 2nd.

There was a lumberjack who accidentally sawed off his left arm and leg.

He's all right now.

Someone sawed the top off of a pyramid

It was pointless..

Did you hear about the guy who got sawed in half?

Dont worry, he is all right now

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