A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,"I need you to come over and help me with this jigsaw puzzle..."
Her boyfriend asks,"What's it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says"According to the picture on the box it's supposed to be a rooster."So her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. When she lets him in she takes him to the table where she has all the pieces sprea...
A blonde woman called her brunette friend. "I'm doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it's way too hard for me!"
"What's the jigsaw supposed to be?" asks the brunette.
"According to the box," says the blonde, "it's supposed to be a rooster."
When the brunette arrives at the blonde's apartment, she looks at the puzzle pieces. Then she look at the box. Then she says to the blonde, "I'm afraid you w...
My wife went nuts when I bought our 6 year old son a jigsaw.
Well, that laminate flooring ain't going to cut itself.
I think my anime jigsaw puzzle was too simple. It was...
I saw a woman attack a man with a jigsaw.
He looked puzzled.
I got a joke about jigsaws
but I can't get it together.
My blonde friend Charlene phones me up to ask for help with her jigsaw puzzle
I said "Surely, you can manage a simple jigsaw puzzle without needing help?" She said "No honesty, it's really hard. The pieces are quite similar. I've been working on it night and day for a week and I've got nowhere" I said "what's the picture of?" "She said "It's a cartoon chicken." I ...
I just finished doing a jigsaw puzzle...
It only took me two weeks which is good for me, the box said 4 to 7 years!
3d Jigsaw on the cheap..
..bag of frozen fries, re-assemble the potatoes.
I got my 22 year old brother a jigsaw for his birthday 2 weeks ago. He ecstatically phoned me today telling me he had just finished and that he was so proud of completing it so quickly. Confused, I asked why he was so proud if it took him 2 weeks. He replied "Because on the box is it says 2-4 years"...
During lock-down I have mastered jigsaw puzzles.
I have just completed my first one in just over 10 and a half weeks.
I feel so proud of myself, on the box it says 5 to 6 years.
A blonde woman calls her brunette friend
She excitedly exclaims: "Oh my god I'm so smart I just finished a jigsaw puzzle way faster than average!"
"How do you know that?" asked her friend
"It took me 3 months but on the box it says for 12 months and up'."
Three dumb blondes walk into a bar carrying a jigsaw puzzle.
They begin chanting "31 days! 31 days!" as they enter the bar. Confused, the bartender asks them what they mean.
"Well," One of them says, "the box of this puzzle said '5 to 8 years' but we finished it in 31 days!"
I have a 100-piece jigsaw puzzle that's missing three pieces.
The pessimist said, "Three pieces are missing."
The optimist said, "Ninety-seven pieces are here."
EA said, "It's a full puzzle with three DLCs yet to be purchased."
My wife woke me up this morning by smacking me upside the head with a thousand piece jigsaw...
"What the hell did you do that for?" I said, looking puzzled.
Why was the blonde girl to happy after she finished the Jigsaw puzzle in 6 hours?
Because on the box it says ''From 3 to 5 years''
Strange Jigsaw Puzzle
A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the peices. She tries to put it together....After a while of trying she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend...Her boyfriend says: Honey whats wrongThe Blonde says: Im trying to put this puzzle together but I can't do ...
The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle has died today...
...his wife is said to be in 1500 pieces!
A blonde woman was trying to do a Jigsaw Puzzle
She got very frustrated that she struggling so she decided to ask her husband for help.
She said "Can you help me finish this puzzle, Its supposed to be a Bird"
Her husband replied "Put the Froot Loops back in the Cupboard"
What do you call a Peppa Pig jigsaw puzzle?
What do monks spend the most time on with jigsaw puzzles?
Whenever I get stressed out I cut shapes out of wood with my jigsaw...
A jigsaw is a great coping mechanism.
A Buddhist was struggling to complete his jigsaw puzzle
He just needed to find his inner piece.
So this blond gets a jigsaw puzzle for Christmas and she proudly posts in April "Hah I finished this in four months! The box said 2 - 4 years!!"
Jigsaw puzzle time record
"Honey, I made the record for solving a jigsaw puzzle" said a blonde woman to her husband
"Really? How long did it take you?" Responded the husband
"I finished in 6 months"
"That can't be a record, can it?"
"Well it said in the box, from 3 to 6 years"
A blonde is working on a puzzle...
She calls her husband over and says, "This is the hardest jigsaw puzzle I've ever seen in my whole life!"
The husband responds, "What do you mean, honey?"
She says, "Well there's a picture of a tiger on the box, but looking at all these pieces, I don't see how in the world this is go...
Three guys are celebrating in a bar.
They keep high-fiving each other and yelling, "136 days!" "136 days!"
They are so excited, the bartender can't stand it any longer.
"Hey," he says, "what are you guys celebrating?"
"We finished a jigsaw puzzle!" says one of them. <...
A husband walks in and sees his beautiful, young blonde wife
A husband walks in and sees his beautiful, young blonde wife sitting at a table with a box and all its contents scattered about on the table top. She has a puzzled, frustrated expression on her face as she moves the pieces around.
He asks... "Honey, what are you doing?". To which she replies...
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A lumberjack has sex with a witch, gets his soul trapped inside a jigsaw, and seeks revenge by ruining her cheese company
*I Came. I Saw. I Con Curd.*
Three Blondes Walk into a Bar...
They get a table and order a round of drinks. When the server brings the drinks over, the blondes clink the glasses together and say, "A toast to 36 hours!"
The blondes order several more rounds, and each time they make the same toast to 36 hours. After the fourth round, the server give...
A group of blondes walk into a bar
They immediately start to set up what looks like a big celebration; they order numerous pitchers of beer, then push tables together, one of them even hangs a big banner over it. As they're celebrating, the bartender notices that the banner says **"51 DAYS!"**
Curious, he walks over to the...
Guy walks into a bar.
Guy walks into a bar. The bar is empty except for a group of blonde women in the far corner chanting. "23 weeks, 23 weeks, 23 weeks"
The guy asks the barman for a beer and also asks what's all that about in the corner.
Barman says "I have no idea. They've been meeting here every af...
A brunette walked in to a room.
She saw her blonde friend whooping and hollering. “What’s the matter?” The brunette inquired.
“Nothing at all. I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The blonde beamed.
“How long did it take you?”
“Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!”
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A blonde's year in review.
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
Got really excited......finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 m...
A bartender is at the beginning of his shift, when a few blondes come in and get a table. The group begins cheering and chanting "34 Days! 34 Days!!" One after another they come up for drinks and rounds of shots for their table. Thinking nothing of it, the bartender happily obliges.
Since puzzle jokes are the theme of the week, here's how I first heard this one: a half-dozen blondes walk into a bar and order a pitcher of beer.
The bartender brings out a pitcher. The blondes pour themselves a round, raise their glasses, shout "TWENTY-SIX DAYS!", clink their glasses together and drain them.
They order another pitcher. The bartender brings it out. The blondes pour again, raise their glas...