What is the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts?
Little kids will eat boogers.
What’s Boris Johnson’s least favourite Christmas vegetable?
Jean-Claude Van Damme is "the muscles from Brussels." Who are his kids?
Two long time friends, Ollie and Brock, woke up early for work as they always do.
They each got into their trucks and headed to the local Ag plant where they work as produce haulers.
"What do you have for us today Flower?" asked Brock as they walk in. Their secretary’s real name is Ava but they always jokingly call her Flower.
"Well we've got three shipments that a...
Why are kids from the capital of Belgium always so tall?
Because people from Brussels sprout!
Walkers have brought out some new flavours for christmas this year
Along with pigs in blankets and glazed ham flavours, they have the more realistic xmas joys like Brussels sprout flavour. Ungrateful child flavour, moaning resentful relative flavour, and my personal favourite, drunken row and domestic violence flavour .
What, do you call a paralyzed Dutchman getting an erection?
A Brussels sprout,