What is the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts?
Little kids will eat boogers.
A group of canned vegetables were sitting on a shelf
and one of them was twisting around and checking himself out. "Hey!" He cried proudly. "I'm one hundred percent corn, nothing else!" Some fancy new can of Brussels sprouts swiveled to look at him. "But who cares? You're just corn." He said witheringly. "Well I'm not corn. I'm heirloom...
Two long time friends, Ollie and Brock, woke up early for work as they always do.
They each got into their trucks and headed to the local Ag plant where they work as produce haulers.
"What do you have for us today Flower?" asked Brock as they walk in. Their secretary’s real name is Ava but they always jokingly call her Flower.
"Well we've got three shipments that a...
Why are kids from the capital of Belgium always so tall?
Because people from Brussels sprout!
What, do you call a paralyzed Dutchman getting an erection?
A Brussels sprout,