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Roofs Jokes

Why did the contractor go out of business doing roofs?

Because they were always on the house.

Hundreds of armed men, snipers on the roofs, traffic blocked. What is that?

Peace conference.

What do skeletons use for the roofs of their houses?

Shin-gles.

I can't stand working on roofs

Apparently I have truss issues

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A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof

So he looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers". He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he"ll be there in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a huge, ferocious lookin...

On the Roof

Stewart went on vacation and asked Jim to watch over his house. About a week later, Stewart calls home and asked "How's my cat?" Jim hesitated and sadly told Stewart his cat died. "What?! You shouldn't have broken the news to me like that! You should have done it slowly. The first time I called, you...

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