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My mom just asked me what a gable was

I told her it's when a bull likes another bull and wants to have a family with him
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I went to meet Bill Cosby and Clark Gable for a drink...

I forget the rest of the story...
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I was helping my grandpa fold some laundry yesterday and noticed something odd. On one shirt he had a silloutte of Sherlock Holmes, on another a picture of Harry Potter, on a third was printed an image of Frankenstein, and on a fourth, a girl who appeared to be Anne of Green Gables.

I asked my grandpa, "Are all these graphic shirts really yours?"

"Yes they are, " my grandpa replied sheepishly "I just can't resist buying novel tees."
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It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine.

The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake. "Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot - I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes you want."

The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of th...

I like to visit the houses of fictional characters.

When I went to Prince Edward Island, I visited the house of Anne Of Green Gables.

When I went to Germany, I visited the house of Hansel and Gretel.

When I was in Rome, I visited The Vatican.
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