How can you tell a Protestant couch from a Catholic couch at a glance?
The Protestant will have a protective cover; the Catholic is always a pull-out.
I don't have a beer gut.
I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs
In the darkest hours of World War II, a British Commando unit was waiting to go behind enemy lines into Norway
During the planning of the mission, it was decided that their rifles would need protective covers against the extreme cold of Norway. The contract to manufacture the covers was given to a pharmaceutical company that also manufactured condoms.
Before the Commandos deployed, Winston Churchill p...
A baby camel and his mother were lying around
A mother and a baby camel were lying around, and suddenly the baby camel asked, “mother, may I ask you some questions? Mother said, “Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you? Baby said, “Why do camels have humps?” Mother said “Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water ...