After surviving an attempted robbery I started carrying a gun with me everywhere I go.
Now my robberies are much more successful.
Have you noticed how few robberies there has been lately?
Makes all the difference when it is not only bad guys wearing masks.
I started carrying a gun after being involved in an attempted robbery a few months ago.
Ever since, my robberies have been going a whole lot better.
The FBI agent asked the bank teller after multiple robberies by the same guy
“Did you notice anything special about the man?" "Yes, he seemed better dressed each time!"
Did you hear about the string of bank robberies committed by a guy dressed up like Jesus?
The cops finally nailed him.
What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?
Urgent message to all older men...
There has been a terrible spate of robberies by a gang of young women. Their MO is to pull you over on the road and hitch a ride. They always wear skimpy bikinis, then start to rub themselves on you while you're driving in order to distract you. One of them then sneakily steals your wallet. I have a...
There was a lad named John
There was a lad named John who was dealt a bad hand since he was born. He was an orphan who was brought up in a for profit orphanage, leading him to suffer mental trauma amongst other issues. After turning 16, he was kicked out of the orphanage with no support whatsoever. Not knowing what to do, he ...