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Holdup Jokes

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Perhaps a holdup too..

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took the first man to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
“We must know that you will foll...

A driver gets caught in a long tailback and, after not moving for forty minutes, sees a patrolman approaching.

He asks what the holdup is and the policeman says "About a mile up the road there's Donald Trump on a soapbox. He says he's sick and tired of the ingratitude of this goddamn country and if he doesn't get five million dollars to continue his fight to overturn the election result, he's going to drench...

I was going to meet Atlas but I had to wait a long time...

After finally being invited to see him, I asked, "what's the holdup?"

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Genie in a bottle joke&

A constipated man, with a bad marijuana habit, discovered a genie in a bottle. When the genie granted the man one, and only one, wish, he stood there thinking for about 5 minutes. Finally, the genie said, "Look, what's the holdup, I don't have all day", the man responded " I can't decide whether t...

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Honeymoon hunting trip

Olga and Sven got married. To save money they went to a lodge that just happened to have hunters that same weekend.
There they were, riding along Olga, Sven, and the hunters, when the bus got a flat. Sven whispers to Olga: "You want to start the honeymoon now?"
Olga says:"We better wait t...

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